I may need some Virgins

[green-hornet]

I have just Negotiated a contract where I did express that I had available for use some virgins, Now how would I go about recruiting such virgins given that anyone over the age of consent has already been there and done it?

What is this world comming to when we can find no virgin over the age of 16 the minimum legal consent age?

If you know of any mature 20 + virgins will you let me know before my contract expires

 

[Sidewinder]

?:|

 

[a1spark]

What a weird post.....please explain more

 

[steptoe]

I once done a deal like that,

but unfortunately Mr De'Vil was unable to keep his side of the contract to supply me with said goods.

 

[whazza2]

WTF?

 

[green-hornet]

Its all a bit of fun and takes away all the anger , heat and frustration so post what you like as long as I find some 20+ virgin, I mean those over twenty years of age, ffs finding 20 virgins in England is going to be like finding the holy grail

 

[sparkytim]

To much happy juice I suspect

ROTFWL

 

[steptoe]

if you get any G-H I want first picks. .....

HE owes ME.....

 

[green-hornet]

ROTFWLROTFWL

 

[a1spark]

Would they need to be Male or do they need to be female ?

...is the contract for work in a monastry or is it for work in a Nunnery ?

 

[green-hornet]

Would they need to be Male or do they need to be female ?...is the contract for work in a monastry or is it for work in a Nunnery ?

headbangheadbangheadbang

See? thats how hard it is to find a Virgin.

There are plenty of male virgins, I have seen them ,you know they have never had sex because they never have that, I did it in their eyes.

Me personally would ban any sex unless your married.

That way we are all in for a surprise.

 

[steptoe]

headbangheadbangheadbangSee? thats how hard it is to find a Virgin.

There are plenty of male virgins, I have seen them ,you know they have never had sex because they never have that, I did it in their eyes.

Me personally would ban any sex unless your married.

That way we are all in for a surprise.

FFS G-H

and the next thing is you will be wanting to ban test drives in cars,

never mind learning to drive before you have a licence, how do you reckon to sort that one out?

there is only so much theory and practice you can do before you have to try the real thing.

 

[green-hornet]

I have been married for 27 years and believe me, sex when you think your in love is nothing to sex when you know your in love. Youngters think they are in love but its testosterone and lust.

 

[a1spark]

I give up on this one ,its too weird for me lads !

 

[green-hornet]

Is that because you have just realised that old people have sex?

I know I never thought my parents did it, but they obviously did.

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

I have been married for 27 years and believe me, sex when you think your in love is nothing to sex when you know your in love. Youngters think they are in love but its testosterone and lust.

27years!!!

:x :x

:Applaud :Applaud:Applaud:Applaud

:Salute

GuinnessGuinness

Well done sir!

I know what you are saying GH!

Me & Mrs SL have been married 25 years this August..

(Note to self... DO NOT forget wedding anniversary this year....

or may find wedding tackle in the shredder!!!!! :| )

5 children.....

all our own work!!!!!

you can tell they all have the same parents..

my three daughters are uncannily alike!

If they all do their hair in a similar style I have been know to call em by the wrong names!!!

can't tell me own blinkin kids apart!

Mature love still exists! :x

Mrs SL is still on the better side of the the big '5'-'0'

but to me I still see the 16year old I started dating many years back!

:x :x:x:x

:Blushing :Blushing

 

[Watchdog]

Green Hornet, this thread makes not a word of sense.

Threads have regularly ended this way, but rarely start so.

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Can I just add.....

Any mods or Admin out there....

1. I think GH needs another does of medication

2. Should this be moved to general chat???

Not sure its electrician talk.... ?:| :innocent

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Green Hornet, this thread makes not a word of sense. Threads have regularly ended this way, but rarely start so.

AH!!!!

doggy doo's...

please please see my previous post..

I may be wrong but I think this needs moving eh?

 

[Evans Electric]

ADMIN !!!! More medication for the Hornet , the pills are wearing off .