I Really Hoped This Was A Joke!

[NozSpark]

If you want the occasional laugh you should follow them on Facebook.... I only do it to slag them off (For those that don't know I'm a NICEIC AC)

The things they post are rediculous....

Why do my lights dim when I put the shower on?

Why would is socket installed incorrectly?... Ffs it was a double pattress over a single galvanized box with one of the cables extended with singles... Terminated correctly but no grommet.... Wow flippin wee... That's the kind of fault that's going to kill everyone

These things have all Been sent by so called electricians....I rip into them

 

[Sharpend]

I can see you are passionate about the Nic Noz, is that why you are classed as AC (Always Caring) ?

 

[kerching]

"Questions from the helpline" is one of my favourites in their Connections magazine....i am amazed they actually knew how to use the phone

 

[NozSpark]

I can see you are passionate about the Nic Noz, is that why you are classed as AC (Always Caring) ?

Yep that's me all over :slap

 

[Steve3948]

I sometimes wonder if the questions are in fact real or just made up to fill space, because some are so ridiculous it proves if they were assessed as satisfactory it most certainly 100% means it's only your subscription that matters.

I've been NIC AC for 30 years now and I have seen a decline in the way they operate, and steered more towards money making courses and so called training days, which I have never been to any ever, selling tools, books, clothes, so again all about the money.

They can bang on as much as they like about how they are looking after the interests of the members but we all know except them it's total bull.

A few more years and I will call it a day but for now just keep my head down and go with the flow. 

 

[Nicky Tesla]

I dont have that certificate,  so am i still allowed to change accessories?

 

[Andy™]

no. you could however rip the circuit out and re-wire it

 

[kme]

I`m in the same boat wrt NIC - a couple of clients insist on it - if we lose them as clients, I`d drop the NIC as well - it doesn`t do anything except fill ms. Clancy`s account with dough, and do its utmost to water the trade down to the lowest numb level possible.

 

[Murdoch]

I just hope the chancers at the NICEIC / Elecsa read these threads and realise how stupid they look

 

[Andy™]

they are probably too stupid for that

 

[Jono Pashley]

Oh i must ask about this at Elex...

 

[kerching]

they are probably too stupid for that

They would need to go on the

How to read the bleedin obvious course

Available at £299 per delegate per day

Certificate issued on completion at additional cost

 

[Sharpend]

They would need to go on the

How to read the bleedin obvious course

Available at £299 per delegate per day

Certificate issued on completion at additional cost

Have you worked for Niccy long? Coz I'm sold

 

[Andy™]

only £299?! thats something i would happily pay double that for

 

[kerching]

only £299?! thats something i would happily pay double that for

Remember that the Certificate is an additional cost........

 

[Andy™]

ok, what about an exta £100

 

[kerching]

ok, what about an exta £100

They are doing a "remote learning" option for£995.00 p all in.

Includes cousre material

A volt stick.....you will need to go on the Volt stick/neon appreciation/conversion course

Plug in socket tester.........update course is mandatory

And a bummer sticker to go on your Van

"I've been bummed by NICEIC"

 

[ProDave]

Is this course needed in Scotland, or is it another one I can ignore?

 

[kerching]

Is this course needed in Scotland, or is it another one I can ignore?

Well we all tend to ignore Scotla