My wife

[MalcyB]

The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.

They said "is this your wife sir?"

Shocked I answered "yes"

They said" I'm afraid it looks like she's been in a car accident"

I said " I know but she has a lovely personality"

 

[Apache]

:slap

 

[m4tty]

Lol

 

[sparky b]

:Applaud :Chair fall

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

My wife just had a facial mudpack at the beauty salon.

It had a fantastic effect for the first three days.......... !

But then the mud fell off.

 

[betty swollocks]

my wife told me today to go out and buy something to make her look absolutely gorgeous....

she didn't seem too impressed when i came back with 12 cans!

:innocent

 

[batty]

my wife told me today to go out and buy something to make her look absolutely gorgeous....she didn't seem too impressed when i came back with 12 cans!

:innocent

Now I liked that.

ROTFWL

 

[steptoe]

my wife told me today to go out and buy something to make her look absolutely gorgeous....she didn't seem too impressed when i came back with 12 cans!

:innocent

:slap

 

[revjames]

I wanted to send my wife on a cruise but they wouldnt let ther through the gates at Greenham Common.............

old ones are the best

 

[Megaohm7]

my wife told me today to go out and buy something to make her look absolutely gorgeous....she didn't seem too impressed when i came back with 12 cans!

:innocent

I'm off to get some cans !!

 

[TomSt]

))) LOL!!!