New Motoring Fines

[philbas]

The biggest cause of accidents is the nut that holds the steering wheel.

 

[steptoe]

whats the saying

31762 nuts to build it,

1 to wreck it

 

[Apache]

The biggest cause of accidents is the nut that holds the steering wheel.

If that comes undone you can't steer or anything.

 

[Andy™]

If that comes undone you can't steer or anything.

Wrong nut, patch!

 

[Nicky Tesla]

im told its bad when your piston broke

 

[steptoe]

im told its bad when your piston broke

story of my life  :|

 

[wicksy]

story of my life  :|

Ha ha ha Sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm ok as iv just checked my steering wheel and i have 4 nuts, maybe i should see a doctor

:red card

 

[Andy™]

Ha ha ha Sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm ok as iv just checked my steering wheel and i have 4 nuts, maybe i should see a doctor

:red card

best make sure the other 3 also go with you...

 

[Apache]

Ha ha ha Sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm ok as iv just checked my steering wheel and i have 4 nuts, maybe i should see a doctor

:red card

Do you know what you call a Russian with 3 testicles? Whojaknickabollockoff!

 

[kerching]

During conscription in the US 9 soldiers were found to have 3 testicles!......................just saying

 

[Nicky Tesla]

what a load of boll ocks

 

[davetheglitz]

During conscription in the US 9 soldiers were found to have 3 testicles!......................just saying

Perhaps they were porn brokers?

 

[kerching]

One of them was of Chinese origin

Wun Hung Lo