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[Apache]

Google has a dictionary too now.

I didn't need it

an old quote "all bleeding stops eventually"

 

[Mr Smith]

mr mac d

i would be grateful if you refrained from calling me "google" thankyou

mr vet

i note you did not deny the allegation

perhaps you were waving your fire hose around

and it went off by accident

like a milked man

for your penance

ms sandra evans

will walk down the length of your spine

slowly

in stiletto heels

the video is to be posted in the black museum

mr smith

 

[ianmacd]

I didn't need it an old quote "all bleeding stops eventually"

I meant that we can use instead of the Apachtonary function of the Apache user. :coat

 

[Apache]

I meant that we can use instead of the Apachtonary function of the Apache user. :coat

How?

 

[ianmacd]

How?

Who, where, when

 

[Apache]

mr mac di would be grateful if you refrained from calling me "google" thankyou

mr vet

i note you did not deny the allegation

perhaps you were waving your fire hose around

and it went off by accident

like a milked man

for your penance

ms sandra evans

will walk down the length of your spine

slowly

in stiletto heels

the video is to be posted in the black museum

mr smith

Can you send me a copy - for my personal collection?

 

[ianmacd]

Can you send me a copy - for my personal collection?

I thought you had to post it?

 

[Apache]

I thought you had to post it?

I can't make a video blindfolded, masked and covered in baby oil!

:coat

We'll need a camera man.

 

[ianmacd]

Well since mr smith dolled out the punishment, I think its only fitting he should suffer too make sure you suffer.

 

[Apache]

Well since mr smith dolled out the punishment, I think its only fitting he should suffer too make sure you suffer.

Seems fair

 

[Mr Smith]

I can't make a video blindfolded, masked and covered in baby oil!

mr apache

i am afraid that will not be possible

it is supposed to be a penance

not an enjoyment experience

ms evans will set the camera up before he/she/it

performs

and please try to remember

my name is mr smith

thankyou

mr smith

 

[Evans Electric]

Mr Smith, this is not a realistic punishment as, knowing Apache, he will probably enjoy the process .

I could however , offer you my speciality , which really is reserved for customers who don't pay up, and that is The Cheese Grater on the Scrotum trick.

 

[ianmacd]

Better punishment for Patch would me making him watch but not join in .

 

[Apache]

Better punishment for Patch would me making him watch but not join in .

so true...............

 

[Apache]

We had a Dutch vet at college, who was taking us for cow PDing practice (hands up arses time) and he told us:

"had a good night last night so we are a bit short of lube........"

 

[Badger]

Sorry Doc, I'm far too young to know anything about those things , best ask Admin, he,s really ancient.

:^O :^O ill get me :coat

 

[Evans Electric]

Hey ! Why are people ignoring this thread ?

 

[Andy™]

"had a good night last night so we are a bit short of lube........"

those poor cows!

 

[Lurch]

Hey ! Why are people ignoring this thread ?

How rude! I wasn;t. Or was I, am I meant to be or not, can;t say I'm completely sure as I haven;t checked for a couple of days.

 

[ianmacd]

Hey ! Why are people ignoring this thread ?

What thread?