Rat Damage In Farmhouse

[Blue Duck]

Yeah like giant metal mouse traps :lol: theres also some kind of guillotine  :huh:

Clever little bugger though, been going on for over a year now!

 

[kerching]

The FEN traps we have are quite, how can i put it?......aggressive?

Aggressive enough to,part a 70s TV personality from his perverted smugness

 

[Apache]

All rodents teeth continually erupt so need to wear down.

The traps you keep talking about are called Fenn traps - two 'n' s

 

[OnOff]

I've been mulling over asking our local vet for the nether region "shavings" of tom cats brought in for neutering..............I wonder if that would act as vermin deterrent............or would they just make cosy nests from it?  :lol:

 

[Apache]

We pluck their balls.

 

[kerching]

We pluck their balls.

Never ceases to amaze me the perks that are attached to some peoples jobs

 

[Blue Duck]

He's got a bag of cat bollocks somewhere

 

[kerching]

He's got a bag of cat bollocks somewhere

I heard that he sold them to some Yank company who smothered them in chocco substitute, motto "ALL of the appearance but NONE of the taste or quality" and tried to pass them off as Creme Eggs

 

[Blue Duck]

Yum!

ROTFWL

 

[kerching]

Why do cats lick their balls?

Because nobody else would!

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can!

 

[OnOff]

Reminds me of the old Mike Harding sketch where the kid meets his girlfriends parents for the first time. Sitting there all awkward with the father giving him daggers he's struggling for something to say to break the ice and spies the family dog licking his nads:

Kid: "Clever dog that!"

Girls father: "Aye!"

Kid: "Wish I could do that!"

Girl's father: "Give him a biscuit and and he might let you!"