Rich man and a poor man in a bar.
Rich man turns to the poor man and says "I've got my wife a diamond ring and a BMW for Christmas. So, if she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back to the jeweller in her new BMW. Either way she'll be happy."
Poor man thinks about this for a minute then looks up and says "I'm getting my wife a pair of slippers and dildo. That way if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go and f*** herself."
Rich man turns to the poor man and says "I've got my wife a diamond ring and a BMW for Christmas. So, if she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back to the jeweller in her new BMW. Either way she'll be happy."
Poor man thinks about this for a minute then looks up and says "I'm getting my wife a pair of slippers and dildo. That way if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go and f*** herself."
