Role Play

[betty swollocks]

My girlfriend was putting sun cream on

"do you mind doing my back?" she asked

"let's role play and pretend im your butler" I winked

"my names Dawes" I added

"ok" she giggled

"would you mind doing my back Dawes?"

And that was all the invitation I needed.............

 

[ProDave]

I was in a pub last Saturday night, drank quite a few, and noticed two

very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents,

so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland ?"

One of them snapped back saying, "It's WALES , you friggin' idiot!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "I'm sorry. Are you two

whales from Ireland ?"

That's pretty much the last thing I remember...

 

[steptoe]

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[welshwizard]

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[m4tty]

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