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...there have been/are a number of minor things that have boiled my urine this year, and other things that have made me become a little 'terse'.
so in the true spirit of the forum I though I would share my musings. I stress that these are only my personal views and do not reflect the feelings of the forum. Others may have differing views to myself but they are wrong
so in no particular order
Michael macintyre ....flop haired mockney wazzock
Greg wallace...guffawing Malteser headed Penfold tribute act
That boss-eyed Pratt on the ASDA advert
TESCO Cancelling the naughty list
Poncy coffee
Covid
Folk whinging about being promoted to tier 3...up'ere int north weeev been innit almost constantly....deal with it
The 300 plus ministers who voted to 'starve a kid to,save a quid' W ️ s
Ministers who make the rules then break them as they are a special case
Dominic Cummings W️
Ministers getting a tax free grant of £10k for a laptop so they can work from home during Covid
Trump.......delusional orange wombat
Baxters Lobster bisque soup
Xenon HiD headlights on a Volvo XC90
Aldi/Lidl ....most of their fruit and veg. HTF does it go off between putting it in the basket and the checkout
Cretins who cannot control their dogs and turned my 12 week old puppy into a bag of nerves
Vet bills
People who need a job doing before Xmas and I am the 5th person they have called
Pallets falling on my leg
Punters who try to barter on a price....instant answer "sorry I've just become too busy to do it"
Punctures
Not being able to see all our grandchildren at Xmas
Ant and Dec
That gimp on the ASDA ad... deserves two nominations
Ethnic inclusivity......how many cultures can you get in one ad
The fact that NOBODY has died of old age this year according to 'next slide please" graphics
Dodgy graphics
Perfume adverts
Kisstory radio
Radio 1
Yank podcasts that site builder insists are funny......in the same way as syphillis is
Prince Andrew the "alleged" non sweating Paedo/diddler
McDonalds anything
Kentucky anything
Anything with Artisan or Designer in its description
Wannabe You Tube stars
Fake /enhanced Duck lips
Noisy car exhausts usually on Saxos
People who drive like nutters when leaving industrial estates at clocking off time
My neighbour who has to rearrange her bins at 6 in the morning
Customers who buy their own materials based upon cost, despite being advised otherwise
Covidiots
Majority of ML/Knightsbridge products
4mm sleeping over earths in lights/sockets
Twisted earths in ONE sleeve
so in the true spirit of the forum I though I would share my musings. I stress that these are only my personal views and do not reflect the feelings of the forum. Others may have differing views to myself but they are wrong
so in no particular order
Michael macintyre ....flop haired mockney wazzock
Greg wallace...guffawing Malteser headed Penfold tribute act
That boss-eyed Pratt on the ASDA advert
TESCO Cancelling the naughty list
Poncy coffee
Covid
Folk whinging about being promoted to tier 3...up'ere int north weeev been innit almost constantly....deal with it
The 300 plus ministers who voted to 'starve a kid to,save a quid' W ️ s
Ministers who make the rules then break them as they are a special case
Dominic Cummings W️
Ministers getting a tax free grant of £10k for a laptop so they can work from home during Covid
Trump.......delusional orange wombat
Baxters Lobster bisque soup
Xenon HiD headlights on a Volvo XC90
Aldi/Lidl ....most of their fruit and veg. HTF does it go off between putting it in the basket and the checkout
Cretins who cannot control their dogs and turned my 12 week old puppy into a bag of nerves
Vet bills
People who need a job doing before Xmas and I am the 5th person they have called
Pallets falling on my leg
Punters who try to barter on a price....instant answer "sorry I've just become too busy to do it"
Punctures
Not being able to see all our grandchildren at Xmas
Ant and Dec
That gimp on the ASDA ad... deserves two nominations
Ethnic inclusivity......how many cultures can you get in one ad
The fact that NOBODY has died of old age this year according to 'next slide please" graphics
Dodgy graphics
Perfume adverts
Kisstory radio
Radio 1
Yank podcasts that site builder insists are funny......in the same way as syphillis is
Prince Andrew the "alleged" non sweating Paedo/diddler
McDonalds anything
Kentucky anything
Anything with Artisan or Designer in its description
Wannabe You Tube stars
Fake /enhanced Duck lips
Noisy car exhausts usually on Saxos
People who drive like nutters when leaving industrial estates at clocking off time
My neighbour who has to rearrange her bins at 6 in the morning
Customers who buy their own materials based upon cost, despite being advised otherwise
Covidiots
Majority of ML/Knightsbridge products
4mm sleeping over earths in lights/sockets
Twisted earths in ONE sleeve