They do seem to find me!!!

[Robojin]

I had a conversation with a customer today I gave a quote to on 3 electrical jobs, about the price

Suggested that I knock

 

[Theorysparky]

and he is the type of guy who takes his car to a main dealer for a service at

 

[green-hornet]

and he is the type of guy who takes his car to a main dealer for a service at

 

[Subneural]

When you get on public transport does the village idiot always sit next to you too ????

 

[Andy™]

when he phones back, tell him where to go

 

[NozSpark]

You'll be paying them soon for the pleasure of working for them!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Andy™]

id rather sit at home then not get a fair price for work!

 

[Theorysparky]

done that before now !!

 

[wozz]

how did he get to

 

[Theorysparky]

how did he get to

 

[wozz]

o i see now

 

[Evans Electric]

When you get on public transport does the village idiot always sit next to you too ????

No he always picks on Jasper Carrott ( Again you need to be of a certain age for that one)

 

[Apache]

No he always picks on Jasper Carrott ( Again you need to be of a certain age for that one)

I got it - UK Gold



Ah the magic roundabout song................

 

[Evans Electric]

On the ball Patch ! Remember " Goo, Funky Moped, Goo"

 

[Apache]

On the ball Patch ! Remember " Goo, Funky Moped, Goo"

The funky moped song was the A side if I remember and was crap, but people were buying it for the magic roundabout B side

I may have found a link but I have no sound on this comp - may post later

 

[Evans Electric]

Ah yes , your'e right Patch, was it the BBC not playing the " Roundabout " side because of four letter words or something ?

 

[Apache]

"Hello Dougal, hi Florence and Zebedee too"

They all said "Hello Dylan, and how do you do"

The Magic Roundabout's starting anew

And the BBC has gone crazy

And though the script's rubbish

When it's all over, you

Will hear "Time for bed" Said Zebedee

"Hey, Dougal", I said as I passed him a drink

Is Florence a virgin? Say, what do you think

Have you heard about Noddy and her (nudge, wink, wink)

Is it true, is there hope for me?

Though I fancy her rotten

She reckons I stink

And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee

"That rumour's untrue", she said "Here's where it ends

Because Noddy and I, we are only good friends"

I thought "Here comes my time for making amends"

"Florence, I wholly agree

That a rumour spreads

Not caring who it offends"

And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee

But Dougal was unkind, called Florence a *****

Said "I ain't gonna work with that fat bat no more

I'm off to the Flowerpot men, just next door"

I said "OK, **** off and you'll see"

And he did, over Florence

And me and the floor

And it's "Time for bed" said Zebedee

So Dougal was gone, and no-one shed a tear

I told Florence I'd fancied her many a year

She replied her dislike for me was just a veneer

And I like it if she likes me

Florence said to me then

"Where do we go from here"

"Time for bed" said Zebedee

 

[Evans Electric]

Don't tell me you remembered all that Patch.

 

[sparky999]

as I pointed out by his calc that would not even be