:shakeheadI imagine its because it takes a month for the scotch to get over the amount of alcohol they have over xmas.
Fk that, where's the pub?!?!?!?!?!?!!?Packing to work away
Working away but instead of having the details of a local b nd b they've booked me into get given an air bed and told "you are able to sleep on site the house is empty"
Working away when the missus is up the duff and wanting to spend as much time at home as poss but wanting to earn money. Life is good but so **** ATM!
Canoeboy said:Just so glad i don't go to wholesalers very often any more :slap
My one
Whoesalers in general who quote a price then send you an invoice for something totally inflated
we have a name for them OOOOOOP NORTH
CEF
I think it is a modern legal requirement that doctors/dentists receptionists must be the most arrogant ignorant jumped up little ****tards imaginable. At least that's how it seems to be anywaybeing treated like something off the bottom of your shoe by a Doctors receptionist
Second to plumwits?I think it is a modern legal requirement that doctors/dentists receptionists must be the most arrogant ignorant jumped up little ****tards imaginable. At least that's how it seems to be anyway
Oooh this reminds me..... the modern 'trend' (among the perpetually tasteless anyhow) of double barrelling surnames on the occasion of marriage. I used to work with a Helen Adams-Brown ffs get a f***ing life!stupid effected childrens names
My neighbours are unbelievably noseyWhen my daughter was pregnant with our first granddaughter we always used to refer to the bump as Chardonay. MercedesOooh this reminds me..... the modern 'trend' (among the perpetually tasteless anyhow) of double barrelling surnames on the occasion of marriage. I used to work with a Helen Adams-Brown ffs get a f***ing life!Whats going to happen when this generations children grow up and want to get married? Will they have to double barrel their double barrelled surnames? So Helen Adams Browns kids may well end up being Chantelle Adams-Brown-Forsden-Mohammed?I hope they all end up going to live in Baden-Baden-Baden-Baden :slap
OH Yesssss I have hated the Raif thing for years , I 'm sure theres another one floating round.Johnathen Ross
Xmas supermarket adverts
People who try to Pimp really carp cars
people who start to slow down 1m before road junctions
being asked if I am OK by some passing orange pinnied worker who has never seen me before as i walk through BnQ to amuse myself at their prices
being asked if I am alright by some uninterested shop assistant
cold feet
cold neck
being treated like something off the bottom of your shoe by a Doctors receptionist
serve yourself express checkouts in supermarkets.....your shopping should be cheaper FFS if you use these
unrecognised item in bagging area
car park machines that do not give change BUT are set at a stupid rate
petrol stations advertising fuel at £XX.99p.............99p FFS, how does that work? advertising in a unit of currency that does not exist
secondary selling
stupid effected childrens names
pronouncing RALPH as RAIF
tossers in the wholesalers spouting ***** and wearing 700000000 tools on their new utility belt
I am sure there will be a couple more examples.......
nothing wrong with them, use them often. saves my skin getting battered / scratched etcand the final curse .........................fingerless gloves .
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