Things I Don't Like

[ProDave]

Cars that are not supplied with a spare wheel (just a silly foam inflation kit which ruins ANY chance you ever had of fixing the puncture on the affected tyre)

And if you do buy your own spare wheel for it, there's nowhere to store it.

Cars that break their springs at 6 years old 

Cars that are know to have brake callipers that seize on. 

Cars that keep putting the engine management light on with the fault "NOX sensor implausible value" but the petrol ones don't have an NOX sensor!!!

Cars that break the front flexible exhaust section. A new one is £600 only from the manufacturer.  good job my local garage can weld.

In fact I just hate the VW Touran, useless piece of carp. If it were my first VW, it would definitely be my last.

 

[kerching]

Exaggerated accents....ie Cilla Black......more scouse now than in the 60s

Jimmy Carr. AND his laugh like he is pleasuring a donkey

Graham. Norton

Cold bread sauce

Exorbitant cost of holidays during school holidays

Shop staff wearing wacky/ zany/ sad/ stupid clothing for Xmas, Children in need etc coz the management think it makes them more approachable

Brucie

Karaoke

Z list TV celebs who have to be loud to be noticed

Louis Spence

People who are not accurate enough to throw rubbish into a bin

De icing the car

Technology that does not work

Z list celebrities who HAVE to wear sunglasses in the winter so they can be recognised

Probably a couple more that i have missed

 

[Evans Electric]

Is there anything left ? :C

 

[Sharpend]

Come on Kerch, get it all out of your system so you can start the new year afresh, that way it'll give 360 days to discover new dislikes!!!!!

 

[kerching]

That tw@ on the safestyle uk windows advert

Brucie

Supermarkets putting the "out of date in 20 minutes time" stuff at the front of the shelf so that you do not realise, then by the time you get home it has gone off

The Beatles

Bald headed men with ponytails

99% of bumper stickers

Canned laughter

Intolerant people

Wearing baseball caps when you are really too old

Those blokes jeans that are fashionable at present where hey have elasticated ankles....look like incontinence pants

Butt crack showing low slung baggy jeans

Vicars handshakes.....present company excepted

Flies

Mosquitos

The smell of a newly opened bag of dry roast peanuts

Ladders/steps being one step too short

Probably a few more that I have missed

.......Kerch, the voice of reason

 

[Andy™]

99% of bumper stickers

is this in the 1%?!

 

[toml]

Skinny jeans

Londoners

Southerners

Stress (ive had 2 days off work with too much with a temptation to walk)

Ford ka's

 

[sprocketflup]

Not sure how well this is gonna go down but......

that countdown to xmas at the top of the page there ^^ I am finding ignoring the impending fest a hard enough task already, and then I sit down with my glass of Cointreau and finest Havana for a little perusal of my favourite electrical forum and there in bold digital shockface is the fact that I only have a few days left until I only have one day to go, which as any mans knows is the traditional time that the male of the species does all our xmas shopping ( at the local B.P garage)

 

[Andy™]

Not sure how well this is gonna go down but......

that countdown to xmas at the top of the page there ^^ I am finding ignoring the impending fest a hard enough task already, and then I sit down with my glass of Cointreau and finest Havana for a little perusal of my favourite electrical forum and there in bold digital shockface is the fact that I only have a few days left until I only have one day to go, which as any mans knows is the traditional time that the male of the species does all our xmas shopping ( at the local B.P garage)

you can get rid of it... bottom of page, change theme to TEF

 

[toml]

And the severe wind and rain on wednesday night. Absolutely ****ed my roof tube. Padlock got blown nd bent the brackets they go into

 

[sprocketflup]

But then Id lose all the pretty snowflakes!!

 

[sprocketflup]

"Hes making a list, hes checking it twice..."

Santa has OCD

 

[Andy™]

Don't be such a BAH HUMBUG you t*$$*@

 

[misssweden]

Slow walking people in supermarkets.

People who thinks the world stops because there is half an inch of snow on the ground.

My car.

Odd socks.

Chavs.

Resin bags that won't pop.

Speed bumps.

Adverts on the radio.

Litter.

People who thinks all immigrants recieve benefits.

Football.

Traffic.

The list goes on...

Thought of a few more:

SNAKES! (Evil creatures *shudders* )

High Wycombe

Waking up 5 min before the alarm clock goes off

The coffee machine at work which seems to refuse 10p coins when that's all I have in change

 

[toml]

People who walk behind my car when I'm trying to reverse out of a space.........can't you see the bright white light on my rear signalling I'm trying to reverse!

 

[kerching]

Santander advert

False suspense......leaving a long pause before announcing a winner/loser

Graham norton

Brucie

People who steer shopping trolleys around Asda/Morrisons with their elbows

Politicians who do NOT. Get jailed for stealing OUR. Money

ALL other Politicians, apart from that. Sally. Bercow piece

B & Q. Who would not publish my scathing review of their customer services and after sales service regarding my pull out larder unit which in my opinion is poorly designed and not fit for purpose.....this is MY opinion only and other people may wrongly think that it is a good product

Damp train seats

Motorway services toilets/prices

Gok Wan

Majority of Xmas specials

Lumpy custard

Poncy restaurants where the main course is usually that small that you need three of them

Forums where the spell checker wont work on the latest ipad IOS

Town Cryers

Old men singing or whistling loudly in shops

There is probably a couple more i have forgotten

 

[Andy™]

Forums where the spell checker wont work on the latest ipad IOS

no no no

its the iUseless that wont work with the forum, not the other way

 

[kerching]

no no no

its the iUseless that wont work with the forum, not the other way

A tad unchristian attitude at this festive time of the year, I think!

I was only saying to Jax the counter manager at CPC the other day that............nah, you wouldn't be interested. ( some good bargains to be had though for the walk in customers )

Just rubbing it in ( insert smiley face of your choice here )

 

[ProDave]

Are there CPC offers only in the trade counter that are not in the weekly flyers then?

 

[Andy™]

I was only saying to Jax the counter manager at CPC the other day that...........

Saying what? that they should open a branch in tyneside?

and UPS better deliver tomorrow!