Things I Don't Like

[kerching]

55% off offers.......

So basically you were getting seriously spanked last time. Now they are prepared to drop their profit by 55%. AND yet they will still give you a spanking AND. Still make a profit. The gullibility of some people never ceases to amaze me

 

[Sharpend]

Button up fly on jeans!!! Who ever thought that'd be a good idea????? Just got a pair for Christmas, why!!!!!

 

[misssweden]

Button up fly on jeans!!! Who ever thought that'd be a good idea????? Just got a pair for Christmas, why!!!!!

Because apparently this happens to a lot of men...

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_do_you_do_when_you_get_your_penis_stuck_in_a_zipper

:slap

 

[kerching]

Button up fly on jeans!!! Who ever thought that'd be a good idea????? Just got a pair for Christmas, why!!!!!

Well, every pair of jeans that i posses has button fly jeans, and have had for years....must have 25 pairs at least!

It may make a slight differenc that one of my biggest customers is a major clothing manufacturer and whereas the jeans sell for. £95 + on the high street. I only pay a fiver!......£15 for trainers, £5/10 for polo shirts, just got a £299 jacket for £30

People who don't know , think I am a fashion/label victim.....whereas i KNOW i am a cheapskate!!,

Just saving

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Because apparently this happens to a lot of men...

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_do_you_do_when_you_get_your_penis_stuck_in_a_zipper

:slap

Ohhhhh   that was a bit below the belt!!!

:innocent

What about those tyre inflation machines that you have to put money in 20p or 50p units??

ffs  its fresh air!!!!!!!

how can that cost money???????

I know Sainsbury's petrol forecourts don't charge for air....

So why do others have to rip you off???

X(

 

[Sharpend]

Because apparently this happens to a lot of men...http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_do_you_do_when_you_get_your_penis_stuck_in_a_zipper

:slap

Why did I get an uncomfortable pain when I read this!

 

[Sharpend]

Either I'm incredibly careful or not so well endowed as I thought?

 

[Steve3948]

Been with 501's since the age of 15, they are a pain when new getting the buttons undone and seems to take ages, I've had a close call many a time, always get mine from the US, not the same as they were though.

 

[sprocketflup]

I rarely watch telly, but the missus called me in a while ago and said " Theres summat on the box that youd really like, its that Guy martin fella and his new 'Speed' programme"

So i go in and sit down and she and my daughter chattered and blethered so much that I couldnt hear a ****** word of it anyways, I gave up in the end and walked off again

I didnt like that

 

[samson337]

Ohhhhh that was a bit below

What about those tyre inflation machines that you have to put money in 20p or 50p units??

ffs its fresh air!!!!!!!

how can that cost money???????

I know Sainsbury's petrol forecourts don't charge for air....

So why do others have to rip you off???

Because with age dicrimination they have to give people jobs. So there's a little old man in the big silver box, so when you put your money in-he blows your tyer up and that's how he gets paid you see does pee me off having to pay, but if someone pulls up behind me while it's still going I just wait till it stops then drive off.

X(

 

[OnOff]

The new DeWalt work trousers I bought! Not a patch on the CAT ones I've worn out. Phone pocket is shoite and the Velcro rubbish. The flies keep coming undone on their own increasing the chances of an "incident" ! :Blushing

Saying that........CAT Stickshift boots made in India. Fell apart after 6 months. Trying "Rockfall" make now - Thinsulate lining & Dunlop welted soles. V. comfy!

 

[toml]

Baby on board / little grandson on board.........why???????????? If I decide Im going to loose control of my car I will magically gain control just to avoid your car that you have ruined with that annoying sign....I dont care if you have kids on board. Your driving a people carrier. I can guess you have kids on board.......****tards! I may put a sign on car. There is only me on board.......possibly the missus on the odd occasion...but I wont.....BECAUSE ITS POINTLESS!!!

 

[toml]

Baby on board / little grandson on board.........why???????????? If I decide Im going to loose control of my car I will magically gain control just to avoid your car that you have ruined with that annoying sign....I dont care if you have kids on board. Your driving a people carrier. I can guess you have kids on board.......****tards! I may put a sign on car. There is only me on board.......possibly the missus on the odd occasion...but I wont.....BECAUSE ITS POINTLESS!!!

 

[Apache]

I believe they are a notification to the emergency services to look for a little person in the event of a crash - down in a footwell etc.

 

[Andy™]

I believe they are a notification to the emergency services to look for a little person in the event of a crash - down in a footwell etc.

probably ignored. how mant actually remove them when the little brat isnt in the car?

 

[toml]

Surely the child seat should give it away to the emergency services tho

And those family stickers of like stick men....again I dont car, they look idiotic!

 

[Evans Electric]

Some I see  have  " Little Angel on Board"     How flopping twee is that !!!!    Makes you want to ram the damn thing for the hell of it !!!!  

 

[kerching]

How about this one

" show dogs in transit". Who gives a flying F???

And they are not usually in a Transit...it is almost always a Volvo!

I want one with "Spark in VW golf Estate "

 

[Sharpend]

How about this one

" show dogs in transit". Who gives a flying F???And they are not usually in a Transit...it is almost always a Volvo! "

That's because they're show dogs and like a little class whereas the everyday dog is happy to travel rough!

 

[toml]

Infact saying that I had a mk2 polo which had a flammable sticker sign thing on the back........but in all fairness it could of gone up in flames at any time