Things I Don't Like

[kerching]

Are there CPC offers only in the trade counter that are not in the weekly flyers then?

They often have cosmetically damaged items like cable drums, that they sell off .

They used to have bargain buckets with small quantities in....my best was two petzl. Myo head torches for a fiver

Just calling in......

 

[Evans Electric]

Morris Dancers .........they're wierd .....its like they know secret things about the woodlands ...and strange rural things...... and they have knowledge of The Green Man whose face is all over Britain   ......

Also clowns .....need I say more.

 

[Nicky Tesla]

Backward progress ie modern digital cameras that take half an hour to take the picture when the old ones took the picture instantly. Dying for a coffee but all you can get is the dish water from the vending machine. Drama free view channel that breaks for an advert halfway through a sentence. And getting bombarded with none stop charity adverts.

 

[Evans Electric]

I don't know if everyone gets this particular radio station in their area ......my regular builder always has it on ...there are worse , but over the last two years we have completed two large new builds and numerous extensions accompanied by SMOOTH  RADIO .

SMOOTH plays pop records from the '70s   ..nothing before , nothing after,  other genres of music do not exist .     From the new farmhouse we did two years ago to a local extension just before Christmas , the playlist has not altered .  

       Every other day it seems to play the same songs again & again & again,   it has only two Elvis records,  Suspicious Minds & In the Ghetto .it constantly plays  He 'Aint Heavy he.s Me Brother........Crocodile Rock ......You're so Vain....  that bloke who used to be a drummer for some group .........Daydream Believer ...Strawberry Fields ........  It's Yesterday Once More .. etc.  Repeat repeat repeat .

Nothing wrong with pop from that era as such,  some great artists but FFS  diversify a bit    ...never heard anything so narrowed down .   

 

[Sharpend]

Maybe they think you are stuck in that era in your area as seem to play all sorts in our area!?

 

[kerching]

Regarding your audio entertainment problems.....super gluing the tuning knob can be a great comfort in these troubled times

Just...having done that twice

 

[Doc Hudson]

is this in the 1%?!

Technically isn't that is a rear door sticker not a bumper sticker?

Has anyone mentioned people who walk around wearing a Onesie?

Doc H.

 

[kerching]

Adverts where they whisper

Brucie

Cold bread sauce

Supermarket cashiers who try to be clever by putting all your purchases through faster than you can pack. So, i do not pay until everything is packed and in my trolley

Cashiers who insist on holding your paper money up to the light to check for forgeries, i return the act by doing the same to coins

Checkouts that close just as it gets to your turn. Happened to me so i told the girl to put my purchases back on the shelves when she went for her break!

Sales that never end

Spitting

Internet gambling......particularly BINGO. Wtf is that all about?

"Collect the parts in each months magazine to build a Hadron Collider in 7 trillion parts"

B&qs pathetic after sales service

That McGann as. Doctor Who

Just....in Biebers monkey

 

[Apache]

It's warm inside a sheep................

 

[misssweden]

Technically isn't that is a rear door sticker not a bumper sticker?

Has anyone mentioned people who walk around wearing a Onesie?

Doc H.

Bf's little sister got a Pikachu onesie for Christmas. Best contraceptive I have ever seen...

 

[NozSpark]

It's warm inside a sheep................

I'd have guessed though that there'd be more room in a cow

 

[Apache]

I'd have guessed though that there'd be more room in a cow

True - I've been shoulder deep this very afternoon.

A boxing day birth

 

[kerching]

True - I've been shoulder deep this very afternoon.

A boxing day birth

May I and Mrs Kerch take this opportunity to congratulate Mr and Mrs Apache on the birth of their bab............Ah!. Whoops, sorry!

 

[Apache]

Are you calling my wife a cow? :innocent

 

[Nicky Tesla]

It's warm inside a sheep................

all these welsh lads ought to know that

 

[kerching]

Getting my finger too close to my new gas nailer's dangerous end

Thinking it was a. 38mm nail in my new gas gun and NOT. The. 50mm that was actually in it

Exaggerated laughter.....ie. 80s Z. List celebrity Rusty "sheriffs. Badge" Lee

Exaggerated sneezing.....as in my tozzer of a neighbour, i can hear him through a 9" wall

Coughing/sneezing without covering mouth

Celebrity specials

Brucie

Running out of timber/plasterboard when local supplier is shut this afternoon

Probably a couple more that I have missed.......

 

[Sharpend]

The clocks ticking Kerch, there're getting fewer !!!

 

[kerching]

The clocks ticking Kerch, there're getting fewer !!!

I do appear to be slowing down with them, unless I am getting more tolerant?....yeah, thats it, more tolerant and placid, yeah placid, thats itJelly fish

All the members of BBC 2 Eggheads...particularly creepy Barry

People who retain their military title after they hav left the forces

Shopping channelsu

Losing dive mask at 70m

Beards

People wearing coloured lenses in spectacles .....sunglasses excluded

Using American spelling when in this country......theater, center, colored, aluminum

OF instead of HAVE

Four wheel drive vehicles as a status symbol .......

4WD parked on double yellows outside schools Blocking the road

Parking of ANY vehicle on double yellows outside schools

Banks opening late one day a week for training

Happy clappers/door knockers

Cold callers

Riders leaning over the handle bars AND revving the nuts of 10cc mopeds

Moped riders who have to keep twitching the throttle as it makes em go faster innit bro!

Tw@ speak......see above

Comedy headwear

Insulation tape with no adhesion

Using the WRONG tool for the job

Just a couple more to go

edit......

Oh..............BRUCIE.......Almost forgot him, as if!

 

[Evans Electric]

You forgot ........ Brucie ...!! 

I'll add "Celebrity TV Chefs "   and all cooking programmes .

99.9%  of all TV adverts.

Having to sit through "East-bleedin'..Enders "  the other day  ( What a load of pants that is :C   )  Half an hour of people slagging each uvver orf.

Jonathon Woss and his inane interviews with showbizzy lightweights.

 

[Steve3948]

People that say they lost money on a job, when in fact they mean they did not make as much profit as they wanted.