Things I Don't Like

[Sharpend]

You on the merlot or something?

 

[Sharpend]

Thought so!

 

[septiclecky]

Get the misses to trot on into their show room and leave some excrement in there with a B&Q 10 Year warranty flag aint worth a bolt flying :slap

She could do one of them naked horse rides (can't remember her name ) 

Lady Godiva

 

[Sharpend]

You mean this?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/5d7aruKYkKs?feature=oembed

 

[steptoe]

I think Kerch is a merlot man, i prefer zinfandel myself, but the misses likes a bit of rioja or chianti and i have drunk the chiati much to her disgust so i have had to open her rioja :slap :

Ill be passing out around midnight and then Steps will be taking over (especially if SSS logs in  h34r: ) :slap

:C

 

[kerching]

A few years ago i was working somewhere darn sarf.

Stopped at a pub in somewhere Tomorton or summat

Landlords car had the reg........R. 1. OJA

Just saying

 

[steptoe]

is the reg

BR1NGM3833R available ?  :C

 

[kerching]

I first read that as Bring Me Megger

Saw whomthe poster was and .........

Then i realised it was. Bring me beer

 

[Apache]

I think Kerch is a merlot man, i prefer zinfandel myself, but the misses likes a bit of rioja or chianti and i have drunk the chiati much to her disgust so i have had to open her rioja :slap :

I can't be the only person thinking "to open her rioja" sounds kind of rude............

 

[steptoe]

I can't be the only person thinking "to open her rioja" sounds kind of rude............

:slap

I didnt like to say,    :Blushing

 

[sprocketflup]

I can't be the only person thinking "to open her rioja" sounds kind of rude............

It does have something of the Mills and Boon about it lol

Incidentally, I met a lady who used to write for them last week. used to make good money at it so it seems

Lets see now.... "His pulse exploded as he tore off her babooshka......and delicately opened her Rioja....."

 

[Evans Electric]

Isn't "Babooshka "  a Russian Grannie or old lady ? :innocent

 

[misssweden]

Slow walking people in supermarkets.

People who thinks the world stops because there is half an inch of snow on the ground.

My car.

Odd socks.

Chavs.

Resin bags that won't pop.

Speed bumps.

Adverts on the radio.

Litter.

People who thinks all immigrants recieve benefits.

Football.

Traffic.

The list goes on...

 

[septiclecky]

Slow walking people in supermarkets.  Or the idiots who decide to block the aisles to have a conversation

People who thinks the world stops because there is half an inch of snow on the ground.

My car.

Odd socks. The other is sent to a parallel universe in return they send us nuts and bolts which are found after reassembling something after dismantling it

Chavs.

Resin bags that won't pop.

Speed bumps.

Adverts on the radio.

Litter.

People who thinks all immigrants recieve benefits.

Football.

Traffic.

The list goes on...

See my addtions

 

[Robin Spark]

Grumpy wife!

 

[kerching]

I knew there was a couple more.....

Cheap cable clips

Crap,cable ties

Musicals

That fat sweaty ex. TRain driver on eggheads

Sweaty Phil on. Time Team

60 minute makeover

"Your chance to own......."

Available to buy

Special preview in cinemas from......no its not! You are releasing it on the day that you wanted to BUT. Are telling the gullible public it is being released a week later

Screwfix clearance offers that they NEVER have

Ditto........WF

Ditto ........D enmans

Reps that promise you the earth and then once they have the order care as much about customer service and aftersales as B. &Q

B & Q

Volkswagen Golf. Estate Air Mass Sensor assembly

Accessories that need 29 types of screwdriver so you can install them

Brucie

Well it worked before you touched it..........

Loft insulation

Flat rechargeable batteries, coz i forgot to switch the charger on

Meters that will not zero

People that knew EXACTLY what was going to happen. A few minutes after it actually happened

Standing in something that has already been digested

There is probably a couple more.........

 

[sprocketflup]

my fluke doesn't seem to zero at the moment....no idea why

 

[Evans Electric]

People who use up all the things that YOU don't like on THEIR lists :innocent

Audiences on  Britains got the X Factor who give standing ovations to singers who invent their own notes , sing in the key of H , have a different tempo playing in their earpeices to the one we are hearing  and think shouting is the same as hitting and maintaining the higher notes .

And the family of these singers who should tell them they are Eric Morcombe singers  ( All the right notes but not necesarily in the right order) 

 

[Sharpend]

The person who invented the soapbox!!!

Imagine (if it's possible for some) how happy the world be!

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Energy saving long life lights...  which aren't!!

(just short life expensive lights)

500w halogen PIR floodlight used as a door entry light above 1square meter of front path!!

Adverts for payday loans..

Adverts for personal injury claims..

Any sort of insurance where the premium has gone up since last year when you haven't made any claim during the previous year..

The stuff in the loft that we NEVER use but the wife wont let me throw away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Days that only seem to have about 16 hours in them not the full 24...

No mater how fast you work  you just don't get all the stuff done that you wanted to!...

Weeks that only seem to have 6 days in them not the full 7 days..

(see explanation above)

Months with only 20 days in them not 30+

(as above)

Years that only have 300 days in them not 365

again above...

Or is it just time moving faster as you get older that I dislike????????

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