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You on the merlot or something?
Things I Don't Like
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Thought so!
septiclecky
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Canoeboy said:
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:CCanoeboy said:I think Kerch is a merlot man, i prefer zinfandel myself, but the misses likes a bit of rioja or chianti and i have drunk the chiati much to her disgust so i have had to open her rioja :slap :
Ill be passing out around midnight and then Steps will be taking over (especially if SSS logs inh34r: ) :slap
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A few years ago i was working somewhere darn sarf.
Stopped at a pub in somewhere Tomorton or summat
Landlords car had the reg........R. 1. OJA
Just saying
Stopped at a pub in somewhere Tomorton or summat
Landlords car had the reg........R. 1. OJA
Just saying
is the reg
BR1NGM3833R available ? :C
BR1NGM3833R available ? :C
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I first read that as Bring Me Megger
Saw whomthe poster was and .........
Then i realised it was. Bring me beer
Saw whomthe poster was and .........
Then i realised it was. Bring me beer
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I can't be the only person thinking "to open her rioja" sounds kind of rude............Canoeboy said:
It does have something of the Mills and Boon about it lol
Incidentally, I met a lady who used to write for them last week. used to make good money at it so it seems
Lets see now.... "His pulse exploded as he tore off her babooshka......and delicately opened her Rioja....."
Isn't "Babooshka " a Russian Grannie or old lady ? :innocent
Slow walking people in supermarkets.
People who thinks the world stops because there is half an inch of snow on the ground.
My car.
Odd socks.
Chavs.
Resin bags that won't pop.
Speed bumps.
Adverts on the radio.
Litter.
People who thinks all immigrants recieve benefits.
Football.
Traffic.
The list goes on...
People who thinks the world stops because there is half an inch of snow on the ground.
My car.
Odd socks.
Chavs.
Resin bags that won't pop.
Speed bumps.
Adverts on the radio.
Litter.
People who thinks all immigrants recieve benefits.
Football.
Traffic.
The list goes on...
septiclecky
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Slow walking people in supermarkets. Or the idiots who decide to block the aisles to have a conversation
People who thinks the world stops because there is half an inch of snow on the ground.
My car.
Odd socks. The other is sent to a parallel universe in return they send us nuts and bolts which are found after reassembling something after dismantling it
Chavs.
Resin bags that won't pop.
Speed bumps.
Adverts on the radio.
Litter.
People who thinks all immigrants recieve benefits.
Football.
Traffic.
The list goes on...
See my addtions
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Robin Spark
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Grumpy wife!
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I knew there was a couple more.....
Cheap cable clips
Crap,cable ties
Musicals
That fat sweaty ex. TRain driver on eggheads
Sweaty Phil on. Time Team
60 minute makeover
"Your chance to own......."
Available to buy
Special preview in cinemas from......no its not! You are releasing it on the day that you wanted to BUT. Are telling the gullible public it is being released a week later
Screwfix clearance offers that they NEVER have
Ditto........WF
Ditto ........D enmans
Reps that promise you the earth and then once they have the order care as much about customer service and aftersales as B. &Q
B & Q
Volkswagen Golf. Estate Air Mass Sensor assembly
Accessories that need 29 types of screwdriver so you can install them
Brucie
Well it worked before you touched it..........
Loft insulation
Flat rechargeable batteries, coz i forgot to switch the charger on
Meters that will not zero
People that knew EXACTLY what was going to happen. A few minutes after it actually happened
Standing in something that has already been digested
There is probably a couple more.........
Cheap cable clips
Crap,cable ties
Musicals
That fat sweaty ex. TRain driver on eggheads
Sweaty Phil on. Time Team
60 minute makeover
"Your chance to own......."
Available to buy
Special preview in cinemas from......no its not! You are releasing it on the day that you wanted to BUT. Are telling the gullible public it is being released a week later
Screwfix clearance offers that they NEVER have
Ditto........WF
Ditto ........D enmans
Reps that promise you the earth and then once they have the order care as much about customer service and aftersales as B. &Q
B & Q
Volkswagen Golf. Estate Air Mass Sensor assembly
Accessories that need 29 types of screwdriver so you can install them
Brucie
Well it worked before you touched it..........
Loft insulation
Flat rechargeable batteries, coz i forgot to switch the charger on
Meters that will not zero
People that knew EXACTLY what was going to happen. A few minutes after it actually happened
Standing in something that has already been digested
There is probably a couple more.........
my fluke doesn't seem to zero at the moment....no idea why
People who use up all the things that YOU don't like on THEIR lists :innocent
Audiences on Britains got the X Factor who give standing ovations to singers who invent their own notes , sing in the key of H , have a different tempo playing in their earpeices to the one we are hearing and think shouting is the same as hitting and maintaining the higher notes .
And the family of these singers who should tell them they are Eric Morcombe singers ( All the right notes but not necesarily in the right order)
Audiences on Britains got the X Factor who give standing ovations to singers who invent their own notes , sing in the key of H , have a different tempo playing in their earpeices to the one we are hearing and think shouting is the same as hitting and maintaining the higher notes .
And the family of these singers who should tell them they are Eric Morcombe singers ( All the right notes but not necesarily in the right order)
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The person who invented the soapbox!!!
Imagine (if it's possible for some) how happy the world be!
Imagine (if it's possible for some) how happy the world be!
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Energy saving long life lights... which aren't!!
(just short life expensive lights)
500w halogen PIR floodlight used as a door entry light above 1square meter of front path!!
Adverts for payday loans..
Adverts for personal injury claims..
Any sort of insurance where the premium has gone up since last year when you haven't made any claim during the previous year..
The stuff in the loft that we NEVER use but the wife wont let me throw away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Days that only seem to have about 16 hours in them not the full 24...
No mater how fast you work you just don't get all the stuff done that you wanted to!...
Weeks that only seem to have 6 days in them not the full 7 days..
(see explanation above)
Months with only 20 days in them not 30+
(as above)
Years that only have 300 days in them not 365
again above...
Or is it just time moving faster as you get older that I dislike????????
opcorn
(just short life expensive lights)
500w halogen PIR floodlight used as a door entry light above 1square meter of front path!!
Adverts for payday loans..
Adverts for personal injury claims..
Any sort of insurance where the premium has gone up since last year when you haven't made any claim during the previous year..
The stuff in the loft that we NEVER use but the wife wont let me throw away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Days that only seem to have about 16 hours in them not the full 24...
No mater how fast you work you just don't get all the stuff done that you wanted to!...
Weeks that only seem to have 6 days in them not the full 7 days..
(see explanation above)
Months with only 20 days in them not 30+
(as above)
Years that only have 300 days in them not 365
again above...
Or is it just time moving faster as you get older that I dislike????????
opcorn
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