Gordon Brown

[airkool]

Gordon Brown was looking for a lady of the night. He found one such girl in a local pub. He said, "I'm Prime Minister of England, how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" She replied, "Mr Prime Minster, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, your **** as hard as the times we're living in and keep it rising like the price of petrol and screw me the way you have the pensioners, then it won't cost you a ****ing penny!".

 

[Badger]

:^O like it but true all the same