I'm so annoyed............

[Revved Up Sparky]

I've just received a text message which read ; -

N

a

g

B

This is bang out of order !

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Twice this year I have fallen through the floor whilst doing comedy sketches. I'm not worried about it as it's just a stage I'm going through.

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I've just caught my son chewing the corner of the settee. I said to my wife "oh no, I think he's got a suite tooth !"

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A dwarf just got pickpocketed in the local town centre. How could anybody stoop so low ?

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My phone just rang and somebody invited me to a naturists convention. I said "OK I'll go I've got nothing on"

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OK I'll leave it there for now. If Septiclecky is reading this he'll be losing the will to live !.

 

[samson337]

well that made me smile after a crap Monday morning

 

[septiclecky]

I've just received a text message which read ; -N

a

g

B

This is bang out of order !

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Twice this year I have fallen through the floor whilst doing comedy sketches. I'm not worried about it as it's just a stage I'm going through.

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I've just caught my son chewing the corner of the settee. I said to my wife "oh no, I think he's got a suite tooth !"

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A dwarf just got pickpocketed in the local town centre. How could anybody stoop so low ?

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My phone just rang and somebody invited me to a naturists convention. I said "OK I'll go I've got nothing on"

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OK I'll leave it there for now. If Septiclecky is reading this he'll be losing the will to live !.

Have you just found an old box of christmas crackers by any chance:^O