mcgaw81
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I asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually
attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there" and indicated me with a nod of
his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at me, and then decided to send me a reply by a note. The waiter, who
was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to me.
The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage,
a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants".
After reading the note, I decided to compose one of my own in
return.
I folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
"Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a
Ferrari Maranello, BMW Motor cycle and a Porsche Turbo in my
several garages; I have beautiful homes in Greenhithe, and a 5,000 acre ranch in Ireland There is over half million pounds in my bank account and portfolio.
But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut
off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there" and indicated me with a nod of
his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at me, and then decided to send me a reply by a note. The waiter, who
was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to me.
The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage,
a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants".
After reading the note, I decided to compose one of my own in
return.
I folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.
It read:
"Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a
Ferrari Maranello, BMW Motor cycle and a Porsche Turbo in my
several garages; I have beautiful homes in Greenhithe, and a 5,000 acre ranch in Ireland There is over half million pounds in my bank account and portfolio.
But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut
off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
