phil d
Well-known member
I came home last and heard a noise from upstairs, I went up and found the wife lying on the bed, she'd got all her sexy undies on and a pair of long black boots, "tie me to the bed and do anything you like" she said. I didn't need telling twice and ran to get some cable ties, 5 minutes later she was secured to the bed, boy was I unpopular when I staggered in from the pub 4 hours later.