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Informative threads that fall off the RADAR
Sooooooooo!........here goes
Effected/affected accents by "media Z list celebrity twonks". Eg
Dom Littlewood the bat eared interfering slap head dwarf from progs such as "help me my house is falling down because i am gullible"
Tim Whatapratt from Bargain Unt....the bespectacled gap toothed deformed-hat doffing prannock
Barbar Windsor.........'nuff said
brucie.....obviously
Celebrity in general
Poorly spelled signwriting on vans
Jus......it is not a Jus it is gravy or sauce
Condescending Plod
Holier than thou Traffic Wardens who talk down to you and want you to feel grateful for them NOT giving you a ticket. My tickets just get added on to my customers charges anyway
Torches that are as bright as a pissh hole,in the snow
Screwdrivers with blade tips made from cream cheese
Pensioners in baseball caps
The new "rage" for BIG baseball caps with even BIGGER peaks that make the wearer look like they have fallen off Snoopy"s kennel
Cold callers who are "not selling anything but..........""
People who,phone you and pretend to give a sh'ite how you are. If I told them how I was they would hang up
Carp coffee
Punctures
Pot pourri
Fricking candles
Daytime TV
Screenwash bottle running dry on Motorway
Dancing bake off Chefs on ice in th jungle out of here
Probably a few more as I am just getting into my swing
Sooooooooo!........here goes
Effected/affected accents by "media Z list celebrity twonks". Eg
Dom Littlewood the bat eared interfering slap head dwarf from progs such as "help me my house is falling down because i am gullible"
Tim Whatapratt from Bargain Unt....the bespectacled gap toothed deformed-hat doffing prannock
Barbar Windsor.........'nuff said
brucie.....obviously
Celebrity in general
Poorly spelled signwriting on vans
Jus......it is not a Jus it is gravy or sauce
Condescending Plod
Holier than thou Traffic Wardens who talk down to you and want you to feel grateful for them NOT giving you a ticket. My tickets just get added on to my customers charges anyway
Torches that are as bright as a pissh hole,in the snow
Screwdrivers with blade tips made from cream cheese
Pensioners in baseball caps
The new "rage" for BIG baseball caps with even BIGGER peaks that make the wearer look like they have fallen off Snoopy"s kennel
Cold callers who are "not selling anything but..........""
People who,phone you and pretend to give a sh'ite how you are. If I told them how I was they would hang up
Carp coffee
Punctures
Pot pourri
Fricking candles
Daytime TV
Screenwash bottle running dry on Motorway
Dancing bake off Chefs on ice in th jungle out of here
Probably a few more as I am just getting into my swing
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