Things I Don't Like

[Andy™]

you mean the one who kept rabbiting on about needing to get it done before he finished and had to work late one friday, downloaded the file and i dont think he has been online since?

 

[sprocketflup]

thatd be one of them

 

[Blue Duck]

Fleas :slap

 

[sprocketflup]

Fleas :slap

careful now

 

[Apache]

iirc, it was add being a member for a min of 1 week, in addition to 10 posts

The settings allow only one or the other - not both.

 

[Andy™]

id go with the week instead. probably best option of the 2

 

[dewalds86]

I can tell you what I hate, I hate non-payers.

 

[ProDave]

I hate mice.

took my Landrover for MOT this morning (it passed) but there's a flippin mouse nesting behind my dash board!!!!

 

[kerching]

CHUGGERS........CHarity mUGGERS

Those that accost you when you are in a mad rush, trying to make you feel guilty

30000 hour LEDs that last 2 weeks

Flies....those arrogant little feckers that hover in your eye line tempting you to tw@ them...then they move off like a DJ when there is an early morning knock on the door

The up and coming 'I'm not a celebrity anymore Get me a career'........not seen it yet BUT i do not like it

Probably a couple more

 

[Evans Electric]

I hate mice.

took my Landrover for MOT this morning (it passed) but there's a flippin mouse nesting behind my dash board!!!!

:slap :coat    Love it . 

Should he not have his own seat belt ?    Or mouse seat ? 

He could run up your trouser leg while doing 90 MPH  on the McMotorway !

 

[Andy™]

I hate mice.

took my Landrover for MOT this morning (it passed) but there's a flippin mouse nesting behind my dash board!!!!

get a cat?

 

[Evans Electric]

Thats it ....90 MPH on the McMotorway  with Tom & Jerry bouncing off the sides of the Landy. 

 

[Sharpend]

:slap

 

[Andy™]

Thats it ....90 MPH on the McMotorway  with Tom & Jerry bouncing off the sides of the Landy. 

jockland isnt really known for their motorway network...

and its a land rover... not exactly 90mph type car

 

[ProDave]

jockland isnt really known for their motorway network...

and its a land rover... not exactly 90mph type car

Someone on a Landrover forum reported that his Landrover, with the hard top removed and windscreen folded down, got up to 98mph.  Reminds me of riding a moped aged 16 laying flat on the tank to get it up to 50 mph.

I'm 130 miles from the nearest motorway here. We do have dual carriageways though.

 

[daddygiraffe]

Probably get flamed for this but...

sparkis who think they can do fire alarms but seem to manage to **** up almost every job they do.

 

[kerching]

Ricky Gervais......except in the Office and Extras

Knackered knees

Falling off a deck onto knackered knees

Politicians talking bollocks ie. ROBUST enquiry

Customers wanting you to drop everything as their job is THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB SINCE THE CREATION

running out of Merlot

Brucie....obviously

Winkleman

Hunniford

Rantzen

Rippon

John Sessions.....google him along with the word 'smug'.........double funny

Any footballer/team/manager

Roadworks

Offers that are not really offers....just a marketting con

Constant changing of Regs AND our requirement to fricking well buy them at an extortionate price

People,talking bollocks

Misplacing tools

Insulting tape that does not stick...even to itself

Celebrity

Alan Carr....pratt

Jimmy Carr's laugh

Rachel Riley

In long skirts or baggy tops

Probably a couple more that i have missed

 

[Blue Duck]

Ricky Gervais......except in the Office and Extras

Knackered knees

Falling off a deck onto knackered knees

Politicians talking bollocks ie. ROBUST enquiry

Customers wanting you to drop everything as their job is THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB SINCE THE CREATION

running out of Merlot

Brucie....obviously

Winkleman

Hunniford

Rantzen

Rippon

John Sessions.....google him along with the word 'smug'.........double funny

Any footballer/team/manager

Roadworks

Offers that are not really offers....just a marketting con

Constant changing of Regs AND our requirement to fricking well buy them at an extortionate price

People,talking bollocks

Misplacing tools

Insulting tape that does not stick...even to itself

Celebrity

Alan Carr....pratt

Jimmy Carr's laugh

Rachel Riley

In long skirts or baggy tops

Probably a couple more that i have missed

Phew :slap

 

[kerching]

Phew :slap

Well come on now.....really??!!

 

[steptoe]

Rachel Riley getting a restraining order on him,   :slap