you mean the one who kept rabbiting on about needing to get it done before he finished and had to work late one friday, downloaded the file and i dont think he has been online since?
Things I Don't Like
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thatd be one of them
Fleas :slap
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id go with the week instead. probably best option of the 2
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I hate mice.
took my Landrover for MOT this morning (it passed) but there's a flippin mouse nesting behind my dash board!!!!
took my Landrover for MOT this morning (it passed) but there's a flippin mouse nesting behind my dash board!!!!
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CHUGGERS........CHarity mUGGERS
Those that accost you when you are in a mad rush, trying to make you feel guilty
30000 hour LEDs that last 2 weeks
Flies....those arrogant little feckers that hover in your eye line tempting you to tw@ them...then they move off like a DJ when there is an early morning knock on the door
The up and coming 'I'm not a celebrity anymore Get me a career'........not seen it yet BUT i do not like it
Probably a couple more
Those that accost you when you are in a mad rush, trying to make you feel guilty
30000 hour LEDs that last 2 weeks
Flies....those arrogant little feckers that hover in your eye line tempting you to tw@ them...then they move off like a DJ when there is an early morning knock on the door
The up and coming 'I'm not a celebrity anymore Get me a career'........not seen it yet BUT i do not like it
Probably a couple more
:slap :coat Love it .
Should he not have his own seat belt ? Or mouse seat ?
He could run up your trouser leg while doing 90 MPH on the McMotorway !
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Thats it ....90 MPH on the McMotorway with Tom & Jerry bouncing off the sides of the Landy. 
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jockland isnt really known for their motorway network...Thats it ....90 MPH on the McMotorway with Tom & Jerry bouncing off the sides of the Landy.
and its a land rover... not exactly 90mph type car
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Someone on a Landrover forum reported that his Landrover, with the hard top removed and windscreen folded down, got up to 98mph. Reminds me of riding a moped aged 16 laying flat on the tank to get it up to 50 mph.
I'm 130 miles from the nearest motorway here. We do have dual carriageways though.
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Probably get flamed for this but...
sparkis who think they can do fire alarms but seem to manage to **** up almost every job they do.
sparkis who think they can do fire alarms but seem to manage to **** up almost every job they do.
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Ricky Gervais......except in the Office and Extras
Knackered knees
Falling off a deck onto knackered knees
Politicians talking bollocks ie. ROBUST enquiry
Customers wanting you to drop everything as their job is THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB SINCE THE CREATION
running out of Merlot
Brucie....obviously
Winkleman
Hunniford
Rantzen
Rippon
John Sessions.....google him along with the word 'smug'.........double funny
Any footballer/team/manager
Roadworks
Offers that are not really offers....just a marketting con
Constant changing of Regs AND our requirement to fricking well buy them at an extortionate price
People,talking bollocks
Misplacing tools
Insulting tape that does not stick...even to itself
Celebrity
Alan Carr....pratt
Jimmy Carr's laugh
Rachel Riley
In long skirts or baggy tops
Probably a couple more that i have missed
Knackered knees
Falling off a deck onto knackered knees
Politicians talking bollocks ie. ROBUST enquiry
Customers wanting you to drop everything as their job is THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB SINCE THE CREATION
running out of Merlot
Brucie....obviously
Winkleman
Hunniford
Rantzen
Rippon
John Sessions.....google him along with the word 'smug'.........double funny
Any footballer/team/manager
Roadworks
Offers that are not really offers....just a marketting con
Constant changing of Regs AND our requirement to fricking well buy them at an extortionate price
People,talking bollocks
Misplacing tools
Insulting tape that does not stick...even to itself
Celebrity
Alan Carr....pratt
Jimmy Carr's laugh
Rachel Riley
In long skirts or baggy tops
Probably a couple more that i have missed
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Rachel Riley getting a restraining order on him, :slap
