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Thought he'd gone off her for a minute !!
Have to agree with blue highlights .
Office & Extras were very good , subtle comedy.
My knees are also knackered.
Merlot I can take or leave .TBH
Football I can take or leave.
Esther I used to fancy 100 yrs ago when she was a mere researcher on The Braden Beat ( And she founded Childline can't be bad )
INSULTING tape I'm not familiar with ....presume it has " You bleedin' to$$er" printed along its length .
Clock change. How can one fecking hour make me jetlagged for days?
jetlagged?! you didnt even go anywhere
Hence i dont like it. Jetlag without holiday isn't ok.
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Fist pumping
Fist bumping
Hi fives
Brucie
A hoopin an a hollerin on these USA shows
Any and ALL B n Q light fittings
Searchlight chrome flexi arm LED wall lights
Shop assistants dressed as Elves or any Xmas themed costume...went in Little Tesco today and ALL staff looked like Grumpy
xmas Carols on a loop
Cliff
Jonathon Woss
Clebrity Chefs.......idea for a TV prog... Celebrity Chefs and amateurs cook for a panel of experts. Panel does not know who are chefs and who are not so thus no,idea who cooked what. That will sort out the pretentious tossers and their warm salad, drizzle etc
Jimmy Carr
Grahaem Norton
Punctures
Tw@s who drive at 100000 mph mainly on industrial,estates at home time
Horn beepers
Carpet freshener
Running out of Southern Comfort
Football pundits......WTF actually IS a pundit
Tw@s ringing me up about hearing loss.....told the last one that I worked in Bomb Disposal
The continuing PPI calls
Un-chocolate biscuits with the exception of Fig rolls
Probably a couple more
Fist bumping
Hi fives
Brucie
A hoopin an a hollerin on these USA shows
Any and ALL B n Q light fittings
Searchlight chrome flexi arm LED wall lights
Shop assistants dressed as Elves or any Xmas themed costume...went in Little Tesco today and ALL staff looked like Grumpy
xmas Carols on a loop
Cliff
Jonathon Woss
Clebrity Chefs.......idea for a TV prog... Celebrity Chefs and amateurs cook for a panel of experts. Panel does not know who are chefs and who are not so thus no,idea who cooked what. That will sort out the pretentious tossers and their warm salad, drizzle etc
Jimmy Carr
Grahaem Norton
Punctures
Tw@s who drive at 100000 mph mainly on industrial,estates at home time
Horn beepers
Carpet freshener
Running out of Southern Comfort
Football pundits......WTF actually IS a pundit
Tw@s ringing me up about hearing loss.....told the last one that I worked in Bomb Disposal
The continuing PPI calls
Un-chocolate biscuits with the exception of Fig rolls
Probably a couple more
The onslaught of unwanted international calls that seem to die away for a week or so , then return with a vengance .
The answer phone is now permanently set to "on"
Most of them are from Asian sounding people, all with English names , all purporting to work for Microsoft , all wanting to help clear the faults with my 'puter.
The answer phone is now permanently set to "on"
Most of them are from Asian sounding people, all with English names , all purporting to work for Microsoft , all wanting to help clear the faults with my 'puter.
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Festive perfume and aftershave adverts
Panic buying food for Xmas....FFS the Spar round the corner from me is open at 0830 on the 25th!
Scottish New Year celebrations
The majority of Guitarists who when interviewed on TV nearly always have a guitar with them and insist on strumming a few chords to get their point across. Never happens with drummers,,flautists, cymbal clashers, bell ringers, violinists etc
Badger bothering Brian May
chris Packham another wildlife worrier
Probably a couple more
Panic buying food for Xmas....FFS the Spar round the corner from me is open at 0830 on the 25th!
Scottish New Year celebrations
The majority of Guitarists who when interviewed on TV nearly always have a guitar with them and insist on strumming a few chords to get their point across. Never happens with drummers,,flautists, cymbal clashers, bell ringers, violinists etc
Badger bothering Brian May
chris Packham another wildlife worrier
Probably a couple more
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Russel Brand. need I say more?
Ah, see, you've probably never done a proper hogmanay,
Not that ***** you see on tv, but the proper drinking one where you just sit drinking all night with complete strangers,
It's something to behold, and, if you can remember how good it was, you didn't drink enough,
My right knee (right now)..... It a swollen and painful to kneel on so I'm on antibiotics for 7 days from today (so over Christmas)
I've always used knee pads but I've bought a new set as my old ones were a bit thin
I've always used knee pads but I've bought a new set as my old ones were a bit thin
I think we should start an Electrician's Knee Club ....known as the EKC of course .
If you've ot bad knees , you're in !!! Simples.
Anyone who qualifies has permission too include EKC after their name . Or MEKC as in Member of ......
I can see it going nationwide ,,,or somewhere .
If you've ot bad knees , you're in !!! Simples.
Anyone who qualifies has permission too include EKC after their name . Or MEKC as in Member of ......
I can see it going nationwide ,,,or somewhere .
You could write a non statutory book of guidance on how to use knees and charge let's say £80 a copy for it and make it compulsory reading for anyone who wishes to comply with part knee the statutory regulation which applies to all tradesmen who use their knees.
Yep.... No sleep again!
Yep.... No sleep again!
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We could have a digital version
You pay for three years of pain free knee action.
Then after three years your knees stop working BUT you still have the set from 4 years ago, but they are useless
You can get newly qualified as a 5 knee wonder but you can only advertise and use the knees for walknig slowly.....NO running
You pay for three years of pain free knee action.
Then after three years your knees stop working BUT you still have the set from 4 years ago, but they are useless
You can get newly qualified as a 5 knee wonder but you can only advertise and use the knees for walknig slowly.....NO running
I'm liking this ..........Part Knee of the Building Regs is good ....but as Kerch says , we don't want a load of 5 Knee Wonders joining ....their knees won't be bad enough for a start .
Should there be a seperate section of the Forum for those with knees ?
Should there be a seperate section of the Forum for those with knees ?
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But there probably won't be a part Knee in Scotland, :yellow card
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I would have thought that jockland would be the first up for part knee
Most of the men wear skirts
Imhave yet to see a skirt that can be fitted with knee pads...not for the want of looking I can assure you
Most of the men wear skirts
Imhave yet to see a skirt that can be fitted with knee pads...not for the want of looking I can assure you
