Things That Make You Happy

[toml]

Right basically I'm feeling abit down, stress from customers, management and **** loads of jobs working away from the missus who is 6months pregnant

Is there anything that helps you guys cheer up abit?

The videos on here helps for about a minute. Especially the tocas miracle one dunno why it just does tbh

https://www.facebook.com/madadtv?ref=ts&fref=ts

Any others?

 

[OnOff]

Rather taken by this at the mo:

http://s1276.photobucket.com/user/staffpicks/media/Animated_GIFs/back.gif.html?sort=3&o=26

 

[steptoe]

wine women and song, 

well, actually, more like,

cheap lager,

more cheap lager,

is there any beer left lager, , , , , , , ,

and the smell of 2stroke, 

 

[Manator]

A new job would cheer me up just now :slap :coat

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

You need to read some of my favourite puns, prepare to be in fits of uncontrollable laughter.

I just bought some new rollerblades from Poundstretcher. Everybody is calling me a cheapskate.

Some kid dropped his Scrabble set whilst crossing the road outside my house. As he was picking all the pieces up I tapped him on the shoulder and asked "what's the word on the street?".

When I woke up this morning I was horrified to discover a clone of myself in bed with me ! oh I was beside myself !.

A very depressed looking RAC man just walked past my window, I told the wife "that man is heading for a breakdown !".

3 times this year I have fallen through the floor whilst doing comedy sketches, I think it's just a stage I'm going through.

Have you stopped laughing yet ?

 

[binky]

lol

happy customers are always nice. Watching the dog dig holes in sand and in bouncy mode charging around the countryside is very funny. Deciding to firk the business for a few days and do something more interesting with my life works well too!

 

[Richard-the-Ninth]

I just bought some new rollerblades from Poundstretcher. Everybody is calling me a cheapskate.

Some kid dropped his Scrabble set whilst crossing the road outside my house. As he was picking all the pieces up I tapped him on the shoulder and asked "what's the word on the street?".

When I woke up this morning I was horrified to discover a clone of myself in bed with me ! oh I was beside myself !.

A very depressed looking RAC man just walked past my window, I told the wife "that man is heading for a breakdown !".

3 times this year I have fallen through the floor whilst doing comedy sketches, I think it's just a stage I'm going through.

Those are "Tim Vine" jokes.

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https://www.youtube.com/embed/00dFzPbzOws?feature=oembed

 

[Revved Up Sparky]

Yes I get a lot of my material from studying other comedians, Tim Vine nicks his jokes from others too. He is indeed one of my favourites :Applaud