My Son's Latest Trick

[exbdc]

Not sure if this should be on the joke section or not but it's true.

I have just walked into the kitchen & looked down at the washer to see a packet of Durex going round with my son's washing.

As he's in his twenties we had a good laugh about it although I always thought they were dry clean only.

 

[vandalay]

Safety and cleanliness , you raised right though Ex.

 

[ianmacd]

Was he washing before reusing?

 

[m4tty]

Did you know that jonnies all have barcodes on them?

 

[Badger]

Did you know that jonnies all have barcodes on them?

does anyone know whats written on the end of a johnny ?

 

[exbdc]

ludo which becomes Llandudno?

 

[Badger]

obvously not rolled one back far enough then :^O :coat

 

[sellers]

is he a student? rinse and re-use?

 

[exbdc]

is he a student? rinse and re-use?

Don't students use clingfilm to save money?

 

[Badger]

you seem to know alot about it exbdc :^O :^O :coat

 

[m4tty]

Think most go bareback lol spread diseases ffs

 

[m4tty]

At least you've brought yours up good exbd!

 

[loonytoon]

Don't students use clingfilm to save money?

Clingfilm?

Have you seen the state of a salad after being in the fridge covered in clingfilm! lol!

 

[exbdc]

Clingfilm?Have you seen the state of a salad after being in the fridge covered in clingfilm! lol!

So think what it'd do to sperm then. :coat

 

[Badger]

please do we really have to go any further on this subject, its was a bit of fun to start with but now its getting pasta joke

 

[sellers]

please do we really have to go any further on this subject, its was a bit of fun to start with but now its getting pasta joke

:red card

 

[Apache]

Clingfilm?Have you seen the state of a salad after being in the fridge covered in clingfilm! lol!

So think what it'd do to sperm then. :coat

It's more the lettuce going limp that would worry me............

 

[Zeespark]

Apparently, if you stroke a lettuce, it becomes crunchier :coat:run

AndyGuinness

 

[exbdc]

Apparently, if you stroke a lettuce, it becomes crunchier :coat:runAndyGuinness

And I thought you had to talk to them.