maccarooni
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A guy was driving around Dublin when he saw a sign in front of a house,
>
> 'Talking Dog for Sale.'
>
> He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the backyard.
> The guy went into the backyard and saw a Labrador sitting there..
>
> 'You talk?' he asked.
>
> 'Yes,' :O the Lab replied.
>
> 'So, what's the story?'
>
> The Lab looked up and said, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
> was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda ( thats the irish police force )
> about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
> country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
> figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
> spies for eight years running.' Applaud Smiley
>
> 'But the jetting around really tired me out :z , and I knew I wasn't getting
> any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
> airport to do some undercover security B-)wandering near suspicious
> characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and
> was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and
> now I'm just retired.';\
>
> The guy was amazed:O. He goes back in and asked the owner what he wanted
> for the dog.
>
> 'Ten euros.' the man said.
>
> 'Ten euros? :O This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
> cheap?'
>
> 'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that .'
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>
> 'Talking Dog for Sale.'
>
> He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the backyard.
> The guy went into the backyard and saw a Labrador sitting there..
>
> 'You talk?' he asked.
>
> 'Yes,'
:O the Lab replied.>
> 'So, what's the story?'
>
> The Lab looked up and said, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
> was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda ( thats the irish police force )
> about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
> country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
> figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
> spies for eight years running.' Applaud Smiley
>
> 'But the jetting around really tired me out :z , and I knew I wasn't getting
> any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
> airport to do some undercover security B-)wandering near suspicious
> characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and
> was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and
> now I'm just retired.';\
>
> The guy was amazed:O. He goes back in and asked the owner what he wanted
> for the dog.
>
> 'Ten euros.' the man said.
>
> 'Ten euros?
:O This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so> cheap?'
>
> 'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that .'
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