I see more & more of these guys lately ....... you walk into the wholesalers , theres a couple of guys before you ..... you soon realise that they are making it up as they go ...and the last encounter went something like this.
First guy; Erm...I think we need some more moulded boxes
His mate: Um...I think you're right
Counterman; Twins or singles ?
Guy; Erm ..I think we want both
Mate; Ah we do .
Counterman ; OK 10 of each ?
Guy; Oh ...erm... well theres only four singles ...so ...erm... what do you think ?
Mate; Yeah theres only 4 singles
Counterman ( with sidelong glance at me) OK then 4 single moulded boxes ..& how many twins ?
Guy ; Well we need 8 but I don't know whether to have a pack of 10 .
Mate ; Have the 10 ...we might break one .
Guy ; Yeah but ...erm.... I'll just have nine I think ...no we'll have ten .
Pause .
Counteman scuttles off & returns with boxes.
Guy ; Now we'll need sockets
Counterman gives me another sidelong glance and it starts all over as I see my day slipping away from me .
Edit; Where did those emotion faces come from ?
First guy; Erm...I think we need some more moulded boxes
His mate: Um...I think you're right
Counterman; Twins or singles ?
Guy; Erm ..I think we want both
Mate; Ah we do .
Counterman ; OK 10 of each ?
Guy; Oh ...erm... well theres only four singles ...so ...erm... what do you think ?
Mate; Yeah theres only 4 singles
Counterman ( with sidelong glance at me) OK then 4 single moulded boxes ..& how many twins ?
Guy ; Well we need 8 but I don't know whether to have a pack of 10 .
Mate ; Have the 10 ...we might break one .
Guy ; Yeah but ...erm.... I'll just have nine I think ...no we'll have ten .
Pause .
Counteman scuttles off & returns with boxes.
Guy ; Now we'll need sockets
Counterman gives me another sidelong glance and it starts all over as I see my day slipping away from me .
Edit; Where did those emotion faces come from ?
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