The virus

[Geoff1946]

 

[kerching]

The first person to go on the Dyson Ventilator seems to be "picking up nicely"

 

[Andy™]

If you need to phone the police to report a crime taking place, mentioned that there are at least 2 people and they are less than 2 metres apart. they will still get away with theft due to lack of resources, but at least theyll get a fine for standing too close to each other

 

[Badger]

If you need to phone the police to report a crime taking place, mentioned that there are at least 2 people and they are less than 2 metres apart. they will still get away with theft due to lack of resources, but at least theyll get a fine for standing too close to each other

It's TRUE though