Things I Don't Like

[Apache]

Forms on websites that ask 'Country' and then don't list England.

United Kingdom is NOT A FRIGGING COUNTRY.

Grr

 

[steptoe]

Forms on websites that ask 'Country' and then don't list England.

United Kingdom is NOT A FRIGGING COUNTRY.

Grr

mmmmmm

pots and kettles,

you being a horseman and all that,,,,,,,,,

:slap

4 countries in the United Kingdom and this forum only lists 3 of them,     :red card

 

[Doc Hudson]

Forms on websites that ask 'Country' and then don't list England.

United Kingdom is NOT A FRIGGING COUNTRY.

Grr

mmmmmm

pots and kettles,

you being a horseman and all that,,,,,,,,,

:slap

4 countries in the United Kingdom and this forum only lists 3 of them,     :red card

+1



Doc H.

 

[M107]

Iritis........................it's chuffing painful.

 

[sprocketflup]

Estate Agents

 

[misssweden]

Rain

 

[steptoe]

Rain

Liquid Sunshine.

You need to be more optimistic.  

 

[misssweden]

Liquid Sunshine.

You need to be more optimistic.

I'll try, as soon as my clothes have dried out. I just got soaked walking the dog.

 

[steptoe]

I'll try, as soon as my clothes have dried out. I just got soaked walking the dog.

now, there's an image,,,   :|

its been splitting the stones oop here all day 

 

[ProDave]

Wet tee shirts now.

Oh sorry this isn't the forum pin up thread.   :coat

 

[Blue Duck]

Bringing down the tone of this thread now are we?

I'll get the Razzle's out!

Things I do not like....

Mobile phone companies and their rubbish call centres.

 

[Andy™]

snapping a half shaft whilst in the middle of a forest...

 

[misssweden]

now, there's an image,,, :|

its been splitting the stones oop here all day

Lesson learned: don't leave the wet weather gear in the van.

 

[kerching]

spending the day installing network cables in a damp smelly cellar. every time  you touch the wood you get a face full of cobweb AND a shower of old woodworm dust.

property is about 200 years old, cellar full of old bottles, slate salting slabs, meat hooks on ceiling etc

interesting but manky

just stinking

 

[Andy™]

 cellar full of old bodies

just stinking

must have been steps old house

 

[steptoe]

must have been steps old house

:slap

any empty cans? that'd be the giveaway,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Sharpend]

:slap

any empty cans? that'd be the giveaway,,,,,,,,,,,,

There's no trace of empty cans as they're all donated to OnOff!

 

[Evans Electric]

Things I don't like ..........  the constant barrage of calls from " Microsoft "  wanting to correct faults on our PC  .  It has settled down now to four a day , we now have the answerphone on permanently .  

Amazing how many Indians have English names these days ...I picked up this mornings effort ..."  'Hello  Mr Eeevens  my name is Michael Kennedy at Microsoft "    Pluck off !

 

[Blue Duck]

Haven't turned the answer machine off for years, probably 40missed calls / week. never anything important, occasionally people swearing that I never pick up

Sometimes if the phone is ringing and the caller ID says number un available (international) I give it to my son - he's 2

IMO the landline has gone the way of the telephone box full of 'massage' cards.

 

[plumberjohn]

Things I REALLY don`t like;

Taking apart and unblocking a saniflo - for the 6th time in the same flat FFS. The retarded tenants just don`t understand that it won`t eat baby wipes. I`m surprised the landlord hasn`t kicked them out yet.

Trying to change an immersion heater element, when the previous "plumber" has smothered the threads and washer plumbers mate or some sort of cement - why do they do it?

By the way, I won a tape measure in the Christmas raffle at my local plumbers merchants, so does that make me an award winning forumite?