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A Very Lucky Hubby........
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
Your EX-Wife
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.
When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said, with your letter that you wrote me, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed Rich As Hell and .......Free!!!!!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but Carl, my brother was "born Carla". I hope that's not a problem for you dear.!!!
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
Your EX-Wife
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life!
**********************************************************************************************************
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.
When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said, with your letter that you wrote me, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed Rich As Hell and .......Free!!!!!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but Carl, my brother was "born Carla". I hope that's not a problem for you dear.!!!
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A Very Lucky Hubby........
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
Your EX-Wife
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life!
**********************************************************************************************************
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.
When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said, with your letter that you wrote me, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed Rich As Hell and .......Free!!!!!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but Carl, my brother was "born Carla". I hope that's not a problem for you dear.!!!
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
Your EX-Wife
P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life!
**********************************************************************************************************
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice.
When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said, with your letter that you wrote me, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed Rich As Hell and .......Free!!!!!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but Carl, my brother was "born Carla". I hope that's not a problem for you dear.!!!
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The Best Bar Bet Ever !!!!!!
There was a guy who went into a bar. He went up to the bartender and said "Bartender, are you a betting' man?"
The bartender replied "Sure! I'm always a bettin' man!" To which the man said, "I'll bet you $50 I can lick my right eye."
The bartender thought about this awhile and agreed to the bet. The man reached up, grabbed his right glass eye and licked it. The bartender groaned and begrudgingly gave him his $50 dollars, telling him to leave his bar.
A week or so later the same man ventured into the bar again. He went up to the bartender and said,"Well, are you still a bettin' man?" The bartender said "Certainly! I told you I'm always a bettin' man." The man said "I'll bet you $100 dollars that I can bite my left eye!"
Well the bartender thought he had him on this one. There was no way he had TWO glass eyes so the bartender agreed, the man reached up to his mouth, pulled out his dentures and clicked them on his left eye. The bartender moaned and paid him his $100 dollars, telling him to get out of his bar.
A week or so later the same man ventured into the bar yet again. He went up to the bartender and said "Well, are you still a bettin' man?" The bartender said' although with a little caution this time, "Certainly, I told you I'm always a bettin' man." The man said "Gve me a shot of whiskey," The bartender gave him a shot and he drank it down. Slamming the glass on the bar he said "I'll bet you $500 dollars that you can spin me around on this bar stool and I can pee in that glass right where it lays and not miss a drop."
Well, the bartenders eye's lit up. Here was the one time he was certain he could win! "Agreed!" He cried. Coming out from around the bar he grabbed the man's bar stool, and spun it as hard as he could.
So, the man just let loose and the pee flew everywhere! Not so mush as one drop landed even near the glass and the bartender was soaked. When he was done the bartender was just laughing and laughing and holding out his hand.
The man pulled out his wallet and gave the bartender his $500 dollars. But the bartender was a little puzzled, and as he was wiping off his face he asked the man,"Why did you bet me $500 dollars that you could pee in that shot glass when you must've known there was no possible way to do it?"
The man just smiled and said,"You may have won $500 dollars off me, but I bet that guy in the corner over there $10,000 dollars that I could pee all over you and your bar and you'd just laugh it all off" !!!
The Best Bar Bet Ever !!!!!!
There was a guy who went into a bar. He went up to the bartender and said "Bartender, are you a betting' man?"
The bartender replied "Sure! I'm always a bettin' man!" To which the man said, "I'll bet you $50 I can lick my right eye."
The bartender thought about this awhile and agreed to the bet. The man reached up, grabbed his right glass eye and licked it. The bartender groaned and begrudgingly gave him his $50 dollars, telling him to leave his bar.
A week or so later the same man ventured into the bar again. He went up to the bartender and said,"Well, are you still a bettin' man?" The bartender said "Certainly! I told you I'm always a bettin' man." The man said "I'll bet you $100 dollars that I can bite my left eye!"
Well the bartender thought he had him on this one. There was no way he had TWO glass eyes so the bartender agreed, the man reached up to his mouth, pulled out his dentures and clicked them on his left eye. The bartender moaned and paid him his $100 dollars, telling him to get out of his bar.
A week or so later the same man ventured into the bar yet again. He went up to the bartender and said "Well, are you still a bettin' man?" The bartender said' although with a little caution this time, "Certainly, I told you I'm always a bettin' man." The man said "Gve me a shot of whiskey," The bartender gave him a shot and he drank it down. Slamming the glass on the bar he said "I'll bet you $500 dollars that you can spin me around on this bar stool and I can pee in that glass right where it lays and not miss a drop."
Well, the bartenders eye's lit up. Here was the one time he was certain he could win! "Agreed!" He cried. Coming out from around the bar he grabbed the man's bar stool, and spun it as hard as he could.
So, the man just let loose and the pee flew everywhere! Not so mush as one drop landed even near the glass and the bartender was soaked. When he was done the bartender was just laughing and laughing and holding out his hand.
The man pulled out his wallet and gave the bartender his $500 dollars. But the bartender was a little puzzled, and as he was wiping off his face he asked the man,"Why did you bet me $500 dollars that you could pee in that shot glass when you must've known there was no possible way to do it?"
The man just smiled and said,"You may have won $500 dollars off me, but I bet that guy in the corner over there $10,000 dollars that I could pee all over you and your bar and you'd just laugh it all off" !!!
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The Best Bar Bet Ever !!!!!!
There was a guy who went into a bar. He went up to the bartender and said "Bartender, are you a betting' man?"
The bartender replied "Sure! I'm always a bettin' man!" To which the man said, "I'll bet you $50 I can lick my right eye."
The bartender thought about this awhile and agreed to the bet. The man reached up, grabbed his right glass eye and licked it. The bartender groaned and begrudgingly gave him his $50 dollars, telling him to leave his bar.
A week or so later the same man ventured into the bar again. He went up to the bartender and said,"Well, are you still a bettin' man?" The bartender said "Certainly! I told you I'm always a bettin' man." The man said "I'll bet you $100 dollars that I can bite my left eye!"
Well the bartender thought he had him on this one. There was no way he had TWO glass eyes so the bartender agreed, the man reached up to his mouth, pulled out his dentures and clicked them on his left eye. The bartender moaned and paid him his $100 dollars, telling him to get out of his bar.
A week or so later the same man ventured into the bar yet again. He went up to the bartender and said "Well, are you still a bettin' man?" The bartender said' although with a little caution this time, "Certainly, I told you I'm always a bettin' man." The man said "Gve me a shot of whiskey," The bartender gave him a shot and he drank it down. Slamming the glass on the bar he said "I'll bet you $500 dollars that you can spin me around on this bar stool and I can pee in that glass right where it lays and not miss a drop."
Well, the bartenders eye's lit up. Here was the one time he was certain he could win! "Agreed!" He cried. Coming out from around the bar he grabbed the man's bar stool, and spun it as hard as he could.
So, the man just let loose and the pee flew everywhere! Not so mush as one drop landed even near the glass and the bartender was soaked. When he was done the bartender was just laughing and laughing and holding out his hand.
The man pulled out his wallet and gave the bartender his $500 dollars. But the bartender was a little puzzled, and as he was wiping off his face he asked the man,"Why did you bet me $500 dollars that you could pee in that shot glass when you must've known there was no possible way to do it?"
The man just smiled and said,"You may have won $500 dollars off me, but I bet that guy in the corner over there $10,000 dollars that I could pee all over you and your bar and you'd just laugh it all off" !!!
The Best Bar Bet Ever !!!!!!
There was a guy who went into a bar. He went up to the bartender and said "Bartender, are you a betting' man?"
The bartender replied "Sure! I'm always a bettin' man!" To which the man said, "I'll bet you $50 I can lick my right eye."
The bartender thought about this awhile and agreed to the bet. The man reached up, grabbed his right glass eye and licked it. The bartender groaned and begrudgingly gave him his $50 dollars, telling him to leave his bar.
A week or so later the same man ventured into the bar again. He went up to the bartender and said,"Well, are you still a bettin' man?" The bartender said "Certainly! I told you I'm always a bettin' man." The man said "I'll bet you $100 dollars that I can bite my left eye!"
Well the bartender thought he had him on this one. There was no way he had TWO glass eyes so the bartender agreed, the man reached up to his mouth, pulled out his dentures and clicked them on his left eye. The bartender moaned and paid him his $100 dollars, telling him to get out of his bar.
A week or so later the same man ventured into the bar yet again. He went up to the bartender and said "Well, are you still a bettin' man?" The bartender said' although with a little caution this time, "Certainly, I told you I'm always a bettin' man." The man said "Gve me a shot of whiskey," The bartender gave him a shot and he drank it down. Slamming the glass on the bar he said "I'll bet you $500 dollars that you can spin me around on this bar stool and I can pee in that glass right where it lays and not miss a drop."
Well, the bartenders eye's lit up. Here was the one time he was certain he could win! "Agreed!" He cried. Coming out from around the bar he grabbed the man's bar stool, and spun it as hard as he could.
So, the man just let loose and the pee flew everywhere! Not so mush as one drop landed even near the glass and the bartender was soaked. When he was done the bartender was just laughing and laughing and holding out his hand.
The man pulled out his wallet and gave the bartender his $500 dollars. But the bartender was a little puzzled, and as he was wiping off his face he asked the man,"Why did you bet me $500 dollars that you could pee in that shot glass when you must've known there was no possible way to do it?"
The man just smiled and said,"You may have won $500 dollars off me, but I bet that guy in the corner over there $10,000 dollars that I could pee all over you and your bar and you'd just laugh it all off" !!!
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Truly Scary Technology
I just came across this amazing New Tracking Technology that's currently available. Its able to pinpoint locations of mobile phones anywhere in the world.
Click on the link....
http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/
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Truly Scary Technology
I just came across this amazing New Tracking Technology that's currently available. Its able to pinpoint locations of mobile phones anywhere in the world.
Click on the link....
http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/
.
Larnacaman
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Truly Scary Technology
I just came across this amazing New Tracking Technology that's currently available. Its able to pinpoint locations of mobile phones anywhere in the world.
Click on the link....
http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/
.
Truly Scary Technology
I just came across this amazing New Tracking Technology that's currently available. Its able to pinpoint locations of mobile phones anywhere in the world.
Click on the link....
http://www.sat-gps-locate.com/
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I've downloaded an app on iPhone that does that. Just tracks the phone you do it off lol
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I've downloaded an app on iPhone that does that. Just tracks the phone you do it off lol
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Lol nice one mate
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Lol nice one mate
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Test for Dementia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your
time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!!
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer:
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right.... .Maybe!!!!
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Answer:
Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question
again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Bit Like you really!!!!
.
Test for Dementia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your
time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!!
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer:
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right.... .Maybe!!!!
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer:
Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question
again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Bit Like you really!!!!
.
Larnacaman
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Test for Dementia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your
time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!!
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer:
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right.... .Maybe!!!!
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer:
Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question
again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Bit Like you really!!!!
.
Test for Dementia
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your
time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!!
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer:
If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer:
If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer:
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right.... .Maybe!!!!
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer:
Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question
again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is
done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.... Bit Like you really!!!!
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It took me a while but I did get there in the end well the frogs did anyway.
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The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and
are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to
the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong
Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign
reads: ....Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New Wives
store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
Funny!!! ....The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and
are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to
the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong
Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign
reads: ....Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New Wives
store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
Funny!!! ....The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
Larnacaman
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The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and
are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to
the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong
Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign
reads: ....Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New Wives
store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
Funny!!! ....The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and
are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to
the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love
Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong
Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign
reads: ....Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New Wives
store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
Funny!!! ....The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
Bwy
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I can now report I solved it...well...errr...ummm.....shall we settle for it is completed......I just love Google....yer I did...I cheated ....but I would put a bet on that I am not the only one who cheated !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bwy
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I can now report I solved it...well...errr...ummm.....shall we settle for it is completed......I just love Google....yer I did...I cheated ....but I would put a bet on that I am not the only one who cheated !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I didn't cheat just got there after a while trouble is now I can't do it again will have to get my son to show me how its done.
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