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JAPANESE HOTEL SERVICE
> > A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in
> > Tokyo Japan .
> > Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's
> > meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a
> > barber on the premises.
> > 'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down
> > the hall from your room is a vending machine that should
> > serve your purposes.'
> > Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine,
> > inserted Y15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which
> > time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the
> > salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which
> > reflected the best haircut of his life.
> > Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
> > 'Manicures, Y20.00'.
> > 'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his
> > hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl.
> > Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were
> > perfectly manicured.
> > The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a
> > Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'
> > The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine,
> > unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood
> > into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let
> > out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds
> > later it shut off.
> > With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his
> > tender unit........ which now had a button sewn neatly on the
> > end.. ROTFWL :Blushing
Ouch!.... that "MUST" have hurt!!!!
