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The theme music for the One Show

Strictly come dancing

X factor

any other similar game / tallent show

Soap opera's of any sort

Jonathan Woss

Stephen Fry

football

rugby

 
Jonathan Woss

The halfwit that is Russell Brand

Diane Abott

EastEnders

Anything on TLC

Plenty of others too

 
Those pseudo documentaries that stretch 5 mins of program to half an hour.

Whats going to happen

Snippet of info

whats going to happen after the adverts

adverts

What happened before the adverts

what is going to happen

snippet of info

whats going to happen soon

adverts...

You get the picture.

It turns me into raging lunatic shouting at the TV rabid grumpy old man!!!

 
Those pseudo documentaries that stretch 5 mins of program to half an hour.

Whats going to happen

Snippet of info

whats going to happen after the adverts

adverts

What happened before the adverts

what is going to happen

snippet of info

whats going to happen soon

adverts...

You get the picture.

It turns me into raging lunatic shouting at the TV rabid grumpy old man!!!
Definately agree with that one!

And then the usual:

Soaps

Xfactor

MasterChef

Storage Hunters/Wars/whatever

Pretty much anything that makes me cringe

 
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Those pseudo documentaries that stretch 5 mins of program to half an hour.

Whats going to happen

Snippet of info

whats going to happen after the adverts

adverts

What happened before the adverts

what is going to happen

snippet of info

whats going to happen soon

adverts...

You get the picture.

It turns me into raging lunatic shouting at the TV rabid grumpy old man!!!

I think you forgot the summary recap of everything they told us so far before the final advert break..

Then the conclusion recap after the final advert break...

before the final statement that Brian & Jean eventually finished their home in budget..

though 3 months late...  because the English Spark & Plumber couldn't keep up with the rapid delivery of the German built  wall & floor modules...

But they did move in just in time for Christmas....

:Blushing

 
Those pseudo documentaries that stretch 5 mins of program to half an hour.

Whats going to happen

Snippet of info

whats going to happen after the adverts

adverts

What happened before the adverts

what is going to happen

snippet of info

whats going to happen soon

adverts...

You get the picture.

It turns me into raging lunatic shouting at the TV rabid grumpy old man!!!
I'm glad someone else has noticed these !!      I sat through one that could have been done & dusted in 5 mins  but by repeating the same spiel and as Ferg says , stretched it out to an hour of nothingness . 

 
Why all the russel brand hatred ? :)
Jono.

Allow me to assist - cos I can 

The reason no-one likes Russell Brand is because he`s an up himself semi-educated walking wankstain who isn`t capable of stringing a complete sentence together without the aid of an autocue. Add to that that that he is one of the most annoying dildoes I`ve ever had the displeasure to have to hear - and generally because he`s what we used to refer to as a gobshite!

Does that help?

 
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