What Makes You Reach For The Tv Remote Like A Gunslinger Of The Old West . ?

[Evans Electric]

Kicking off with :-

The Lemon bloke .

Russell Brand

The Chatty Pratty man .

Jonathon Woss

Adverts

 

[ProDave]

Adverts

The theme music for the One Show

Strictly come dancing

X factor

any other similar game / tallent show

Soap opera's of any sort

Jonathan Woss

Stephen Fry

football

rugby

 

[steptoe]

hearing the wife get out of bed when Im downstairs watching p**n   msl1:

 

[M107]

Same as Dave except for football

 

[NozSpark]

Almost everything these days... I'd quite happily live with the thing turned off (except for the news)

 

[Murdoch]

Adverts

Soap Operas

Football

 

[Jono Pashley]

Jonathan Woss

The halfwit that is Russell Brand

Diane Abott

EastEnders

Anything on TLC

Plenty of others too

 

[Murdoch]

Jonathan Woss

The halfwit that is Russell Brand

Diane Abott

EastEnders

Anything on TLC

Plenty of others too

If I was to add Politicians into my list the post would be VERY long but.....

Harriet Harman is well up the list!

 

[kerching]

Do I REALLY need to post my bigoted and deluded thoughts upon what is shite on the box?

......really?

Ok then, for starters

BRUCIE

 

[Blue Duck]

Anything thats not on quest!

 

[Ferg]

Those pseudo documentaries that stretch 5 mins of program to half an hour.

Whats going to happen

Snippet of info

whats going to happen after the adverts

adverts

What happened before the adverts

what is going to happen

snippet of info

whats going to happen soon

adverts...

You get the picture.

It turns me into raging lunatic shouting at the TV rabid grumpy old man!!!

 

[misssweden]

Those pseudo documentaries that stretch 5 mins of program to half an hour.

Whats going to happen

Snippet of info

whats going to happen after the adverts

adverts

What happened before the adverts

what is going to happen

snippet of info

whats going to happen soon

adverts...

You get the picture.

It turns me into raging lunatic shouting at the TV rabid grumpy old man!!!

Definately agree with that one!

And then the usual:

Soaps

Xfactor

MasterChef

Storage Hunters/Wars/whatever

Pretty much anything that makes me cringe

 

[sprocketflup]

Am I the only monkee round here who never watches the box?

 

[SPECIAL LOCATION]

Those pseudo documentaries that stretch 5 mins of program to half an hour.

Whats going to happen

Snippet of info

whats going to happen after the adverts

adverts

What happened before the adverts

what is going to happen

snippet of info

whats going to happen soon

adverts...

You get the picture.

It turns me into raging lunatic shouting at the TV rabid grumpy old man!!!

I think you forgot the summary recap of everything they told us so far before the final advert break..

Then the conclusion recap after the final advert break...

before the final statement that Brian & Jean eventually finished their home in budget..

though 3 months late...  because the English Spark & Plumber couldn't keep up with the rapid delivery of the German built  wall & floor modules...

But they did move in just in time for Christmas....

:Blushing

 

[Evans Electric]

Those pseudo documentaries that stretch 5 mins of program to half an hour.

Whats going to happen

Snippet of info

whats going to happen after the adverts

adverts

What happened before the adverts

what is going to happen

snippet of info

whats going to happen soon

adverts...

You get the picture.

It turns me into raging lunatic shouting at the TV rabid grumpy old man!!!

I'm glad someone else has noticed these !!      I sat through one that could have been done & dusted in 5 mins  but by repeating the same spiel and as Ferg says , stretched it out to an hour of nothingness . 

 

[kerching]

It is the American way....it was prevalent in my days as a PADI diving instructor

Tell them what you are going to talk about

Talk about it

Ask if there are any questions about what you have talked about

Tell them what you have just talked about

Did my head in so I gave up and jumped ship

 

[m4tty]

Why all the russel brand hatred ?

 

[Jono Pashley]

Why all the russel brand hatred ?

Im not entirely sure the swear filter will allow me to describe my feelings for that weasel

 

[kme]

Why all the russel brand hatred ?

Jono.

Allow me to assist - cos I can 

The reason no-one likes Russell Brand is because he`s an up himself semi-educated walking wankstain who isn`t capable of stringing a complete sentence together without the aid of an autocue. Add to that that that he is one of the most annoying dildoes I`ve ever had the displeasure to have to hear - and generally because he`s what we used to refer to as a gobshite!

Does that help?

 

[kerching]

So in summary

Russell Brand. =. Tw@